Lovely Morning no 7 Onwards and Upwards

Where's the handyman in the pot next door now you need him? All talk.

sorry, said pot, think it's OK, Im old and confused, the offside rules are easier to understand that these rules here and I don't follow football!

If I really lived next door there'd be no problems but a 500 mile round trip a bit much sorry Ellie

LOL I have some Kit Kat;s, i know you would ulls, no problem, other wise will by a new one, though it is a Dyson rather expensive lol cheaper to buy more wine, and blow the hoovering,

So now we find there is a price to your friendship Mr Ulls?

500 miles, pah, I'd walk that far over broken glass to help you Ellie.

No it is the Kit Kats

Look new hoover is £500, i could get quiet a bit of wine, and Kit Kats,

Really well you live around 130 miles away and no broken glass in sight, don't see you rushing to her assistant, as we say here all gob 

A bit touchy there my old friend.!

Will be round there first thing in the morning. Got the right address this time. A bit of DIY then a toasted bacon sandwich then a relaxing bit of chit chat.

So there!

Now now it is only a hoover, i did not ask for any help, i can and will sort my self, do not need a man lol

I always google lol

 Ulls , hope you meant pastie