No 3 Lovely Morning Thread.

Oh here's were I get called everything Dave I say right were the flip flop, they soon stop cos I'm a good aim ha ha

Moi

Brilliant! That's how it should be

No it's not illegal, first you knock the doors run and hide, then you tie a slac rope between to close doors and knock again, first to open their door finds out they can't quite open it second person opens their door this pull the rope shutting the first persons door, and so on 

I like it, what slippery little sod thought that up. Probably a politician now!

What a lot of Hooligans when you where younger, you could not run away now, i bet.

I bet you were the neighbour we were all frightened of. I'm certainly frightened of you now!

The Bark is worse than the bite.

Well I won't be risking it!

I can be nice, if i may like you, though i am a bit picky,  so you might not fit in to that category, 

You are hard work and high maintenence, I'm sticking to my own bird.