Here by special request, the latest in the Lovely Morning series.
Yes of course. The herd have voted to go to Norfolk. What's the winter feed situation like in your garden, front and back?. Let your neighbours know not to shut their gates, saves embarrassment when the herd smells a bit of fresh grass..
Plenty of fodder available - herbivores always welcome of course - but watch out for the 4 x 4s. Plenty of those about, mostly driven by regional chinless wonders. We don't want any casualties on the road or you'll end up in the local sanctuary. I'll get a paddock prepared and book a wildebeeste whisperer. Rainie x
You know how handy I am with my hands.
Don't be impressed by an out of focus picture of something Ulls found in a skip. You are worth more than that.
Hi Rainie, I've seen Bob Monkhouse 2 live at the La Strada night club, great guy both times didn't finish on time, supposed to be 1.30am club stopped serving at 2am he didn't stop till nearly 3am nice guy when round the audience, he wanted to know if I nicked my suit of a Taylor's dummy.
Both wife and I have seen chubby live at working men's club, he didn't live far away at that time,
Oh yes once in a life time experience, never to be forgotten.
You are too kind, I will look forward to sharing my stable with Miss Whisperer.
The herd is used to the facts of life on migration, any unfortunate casualties will be directed to the nearest glue factory. Survival of the fittest dontcha know.
So that was you I helped out of the skip, to pissed to say thanks.
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