Lovely Morning

My wife refuses to iron my stuff. I used to always wear shirts for work and was very anal about them. They had to be perfect. She ironed once for me and I moaned, Some 16 years ago and she has used that argument every time to get out of it. 

Bit more difficult for her now though as I need her to do it for me. 

What I don’t get is she insists on ironing bedding which we just sleep on however she won’t iron the back of my teeshirt a. Her argument being who sees them. 

Have to say i love fresh ironed bedding, that's what i did other day

My hubby never ever knew where the iron was kept, or so he said

Tried to show him how to use washing machine, in case some thing happened to me,

his reply i will get a cleaner in to do all that and pay her, well you can imange what i said/

I make your Hubby right. A most sensible man.

Right, I have opened a bottle of red wine and just waiting for the curry to be delivered.

You maniacs carry on with your waffle. 

At least my waffle is creative and comes from a 2 o level background.

Right oh Sir

Well yes your right waffle, and with two o levels, i talk more sense at times and no o levels 

Mam told me empty vessels make the most noise, Santa has beat you AA he has 3 ho ho ho level's 

Ellie, is that the Republic of Ireland (south) or Northern Ireland?

That's is Brilliants Ulls

Republic  South