Although I have recently had some difficulties concerning over exuberance at Rainies birthday bash, I believe I can put that behind me as I have now moved up the social ladder with multiple steps.
I thought shopping at Waitrose and having a John Lewis card was as good as it was going to get .... no,
I have a robot lawnmower,!!!!!
All I need now is my onco phone call on Thursday to declare my no treatment treatment a success and I can work out my next steps upwards.
I think this will cement my burgeoning relationship with Ellie.
I've got a certificate for swimming a width too but I didn't want to show off.
got one of them and swimming with the dolphins, beat that
OK, enough is enough. I will send the mower back and push one along like everyone else.
I was only trying to cheer up my miserable existence. I am just a dropped stich on the sad tapestry of life.
That was a bit Solomon, brought a tear to my eyes,
Hi everyone, I have been sitting on a deckchair in my veg plot watching this discussion. I do also have 3 lawns and I'll get back to them shortly.
I have 9 or 10 O levels, 3 of which are mathematical type so you'd think I would know exactly how many but I can't be bothered working it out. I have 1 A level, a BA, ½ a BSc (I got ill so it's not finished) and more letters after my name than in my name and I don't mean Tvman!
All of that qualifies me, a green fanatic, to make a firm decision that I will NEVER buy one of those ridiculous robotic grass munchers that waste time and battery power going over the same spot a dozen times and missing areas time and time again. Oh, 1 of the lawns, sorry 2, go to a flat edge that's got a drop onto a driveway that leads to a small country road. Nuff said..
Tvman xx
I speak Spanish, why not call it GrassyArse
Barb xx
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