Hopefully this won’t offend, if it does, just say I’ll delete it
Richard
Hi Richard, Well that was ingenious!
Sorry to contradict Ellie & Jesse but due to the cancer drugs one of the many side effects is Diverticulitis (Oh Joy!) Richard has described it too a tee! Apart from the nappingmin between, that describes what happens when i have a flair up! Think yourselves lucky ladies!
Thanks for the laugh Richard (even if it was a bit close to home!)
The subtle differences IF I had written it would be...... I don't f*** but gently break wind. I don't sweat but perspire. I dont have a bum but I have a bottom!!! LOL!
Love Annette x
Hi Mmum, Sorry I wasn't around for you yesterday at 3am, I got caught up with my jigsaw then my book.
So is this morning (it's 4.58am) any good for you? I hope you are ALL asleep!
Love Annette x
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