A poem

That's disgraceful Richard yet so true!

It’s amazing what goes through my mind at 3 am when steroids won’t let me sleep lol

Afraid cancer does not effect LADIES in that way mind you i have never claimed to be a lady, Best laugh for a long time.

Ellie x

Ah, so that's why you weren't talking to me at 3am last night when I couldn't sleep - you were pre-occupied, being poetic and writing.  I was so sure people would be around  lol

Now he has found his arty side he dosnt care about his responsibilities to us anymore.

How disgusting  and yet beautifully written at the same time. You should be a poet.

As Ellie said, us ladies don't do things like that lol that made me laugh so much XD

Jess xx

I enjoyed the clever rhyming poem x

Hi Richard, Well that was ingenious!

Sorry to contradict Ellie & Jesse but due to  the cancer drugs one of the many side effects is Diverticulitis (Oh Joy!) Richard has described it too a tee! Apart from the nappingmin between, that describes what happens when i have a flair up! Think yourselves lucky ladies!

Thanks for the laugh Richard (even if it was a bit close to home!) 

The subtle differences IF I had written it would be...... I don't f*** but gently break wind. I don't sweat but perspire. I dont have a bum but I have a bottom!!! LOL!

Hi Mmum, Sorry I wasn't around for you yesterday at 3am, I got caught up with my jigsaw then my book.

So is this morning (it's 4.58am) any good for you? I hope you are ALL asleep!

Sorry it was written from a man’s perspective clearly not the perspective of the fairer sex