For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

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Welcome to Warped.

I wanted to come back in time and explain something as it doesn't make sense otherwise...(though not much of this thread makes sense anyway)  I set up this thread as explained below with a lovely dear lady called Sunny Leith. We had a lot of chat on here and the silliness got me and her and lots of others through some hard times. Sunny left the site when there was some criticism of warped  and she deleted all her posts when she left. That is why it doesn't make sense to start with as all her posts are missing and it is a bit of a one sided conversation.... Enjoy it all the same...  

Hi there,

This is a follow on from the 'dumb things people say' recent thread that is moving here with a health warning!

If you are feeling sensitive please don't read this thread as you may feel offended.... and we need a place to say what we need to say without worrying about offending people so  you have been warned!!!!

This is for those of us who cope by being irreverent and silly and able to laugh at all the bad stuff. If you want to get the idea, read the last few pages of dumb things people say, I might see if I can cut and paste a few over to get us going....

In the meantime,

Sunny, you had me laughing my head off this morning with that image of you sitting there in your underwear, chocolate mouth etc!! I think it would have been hilarious if you had answered the door and invited them in.... they certainly would have needed oxygen by the time they got back down the speed they would have run away....!

Magel, how do they find us?? I live up a very steep hill in a very remote area and they made it up the hill to us too..... mind you, they were so out of breath they couldn't speak... almost felt sorry for them!

Can't remember what else we were on about as I can't see the last post anymore but lets continue here with the laughs and anyone new, feel free to join in.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Little My x

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    Hi-De-Hi!

    Yippee, I caught some fish today! I have to tell you, cos you won't believe it! I fished a lake in Somerset (pronounced Zummerzet) and it has carp in it. After 5 hours of fishing I was very tired and my back was really aching. It might have had something to do with the 127lbs of carp I caught!!!!!! I came 2nd in the match (beaten by 4lb hurumph!) and won some dosh! Oh happy days.

    Very tired now, had to take some paracetamol to get rid of the pain and hope I can sleep as a v busy week at work coming up.

    Wasn't Shaz funny, all that talk about heat seeking moisture missiles and stuff!

    Oh LM, I'm up for the hospital challenge, and as long as I have a bed with a terminal (should be) I can keep you updated. Plus I shall keep a tally of my toilet accidents!

    Tight Lines (it was today)

    Tim xxx

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    Hi Stinker, I am struggling to keep up too! Hence just popping in now to say hi and hugs all round xxx

    Tim whay hey for the fishing!!!

    I am glad you are up for the challenge... not sure you know what you are letting yourself in for though mwa hahahaaaaaaaaa.

    light tines

    Little My xxx

  • Happy Days indeed Tim may they long continue 

    Many more Tight Lines

    Cruton xx

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    Tim, your lake had what in it? Oh - carp. I'm sorry, I'm a bit short-sighted. Anyway, congratulations!

    My turn to wish I'd taken notes. Oh, well. Hi, everyone, and *hugs*

    Sleepy, but trying to stay awake until bedtime ...

    xx

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    Good Monday evening to you all and hope you are all ok. 

    Just mananged to catch up on many many pages from the weekend.  Sorry it's not all gone in, and i've not made notes.  Hope your bum pain has gone LM and Your too much fishing pain Tim and well done on the v big carp.  Glad you enjoyed your sing a long Louise and well done on leading the congregation :). 

    Still seem to be meeting myself coming back i'm afraid, so will pop in for a quickie when I can. And sorry if i'm not kee[ing up with blogs either.  My dad really isn't good at min and my mum is getting quite exhautsed.  So my mind is elsewhere and the hoovering along with the usual everyday things have all gone out of the window.

    Take care all

    Jan xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    Evening, I was just about ot say that it was a bit tumbleweedy over here....

    Stinker, I have never watched Sesame Street. I know, I know, deprived childhood or whatever... so I have no idea if it would be like that. I hear there is a big yellow bird in it. Bagsy not be that one. But I do like the sound of guest appearances......

    Jan, whay hay for you not hooovering. I hope no one was under the window... Sorry its cos of your dad though. Hope he gets better and your hoooovering doesn't. Try a shower without a hoover too. I think you may find it quite liberating.

    Thanks for asking, Jan but my arse still aches. I think it is in anticipation of christmas ballooons...Oh! I got my Bum Ballooning appointment through and its for a new groovy hospital even more in the middle of nowhere than I am! I had to look it up. Boo that it isn't the one next to cariad cos I wanted to have a Christmas get together with her afterwards, BUT apparently it is a state of the art hospital with all single ensuite rooms instead of wards... I think they may have confused it with a hotel, but I am wondering if he might do the operation there too now he heheeee. I suspect I will be in the same old smelly one that ems was in though. Mind you, all of this may be wishful thinking of course.....

    My dear brother suggested those balloons that make a noise so I could fart tunes out. He seemed to think he would leave it up there like a stent thingy... but what does he know... I hope he is wrong.

    I've got really grubby finger nails... Yeauch. Oh sorry, just looked down while typing.... bit random. At least they are not  grubby like GCs hahahahaaaaaaa

    On that note, I will leave you for the night...

    Little My xxx

     

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    I give up!

    Perhaps I can pick up the plot later.

    Odin xxx

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    Odin.....what bloody plot !!!!!!!!

    Its Warped

    Wifey xx

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    I can remember Tim's fish - well done, and LM joining Facebook :) I'm going to log in there now. It's my Home page but I came on here first because there were emails.

    I stayed in bed yesterday. I did the 6:30am get up and got daughter to school, then went back to bed. I got up at 11:30am and got a casserole going, then went back to bed and read. I'm reading Michael McIntyre's book, he's funny. Then I got up and had my shower at 1:30pm before work. That rest helped a lot, but my right hip has 'gone' now. It's been ok for a year so I don't know why that's happened

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    Odin - the plot of Crabbynation Street? (Or is it Crabbydale?) I'm pretty sure it doesn't have much of one to speak of, all I know is nobody has a washing machine at home, shops at Tesco or watches the telly, and everyone spends a lot of time in the pub. And everyone is FAMLEE, even the ones who murder one another. Speaking of which, watch your back if any of your daughters start digging up the patio.

    Lesley - is your hip likely to get better again? Are there exercises you can do? I used to do yoga, which included a lot of exercises where you lay on the floor and rolled your hips from side to side, would something like that help?

    xx