For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

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Welcome to Warped.

I wanted to come back in time and explain something as it doesn't make sense otherwise...(though not much of this thread makes sense anyway)  I set up this thread as explained below with a lovely dear lady called Sunny Leith. We had a lot of chat on here and the silliness got me and her and lots of others through some hard times. Sunny left the site when there was some criticism of warped  and she deleted all her posts when she left. That is why it doesn't make sense to start with as all her posts are missing and it is a bit of a one sided conversation.... Enjoy it all the same...  

Hi there,

This is a follow on from the 'dumb things people say' recent thread that is moving here with a health warning!

If you are feeling sensitive please don't read this thread as you may feel offended.... and we need a place to say what we need to say without worrying about offending people so  you have been warned!!!!

This is for those of us who cope by being irreverent and silly and able to laugh at all the bad stuff. If you want to get the idea, read the last few pages of dumb things people say, I might see if I can cut and paste a few over to get us going....

In the meantime,

Sunny, you had me laughing my head off this morning with that image of you sitting there in your underwear, chocolate mouth etc!! I think it would have been hilarious if you had answered the door and invited them in.... they certainly would have needed oxygen by the time they got back down the speed they would have run away....!

Magel, how do they find us?? I live up a very steep hill in a very remote area and they made it up the hill to us too..... mind you, they were so out of breath they couldn't speak... almost felt sorry for them!

Can't remember what else we were on about as I can't see the last post anymore but lets continue here with the laughs and anyone new, feel free to join in.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Little My x

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    p.s. no, not those sorts of bags under my eyes, I'm not quite that mental yet...

    xxx

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    PHEW!!! Can't say I wasn't worried for a bit lol.

    I thought maybe a different van would need to be called. You know the one, jacket, straight, you put the words together!

    I bet P thinks you look gorgeous no matter what bags are where!

    Love, Christine xx

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    The van's tried, but can't get up my hill... ha ha

    Right,

    Rolos? check

    Polos? check

    Kinder egg? check

    Tabby merkin in place? check

    hair not like a bog brush? check

    pants on the right way round (even though they are bloke's ones)? check

    trousers on the right way round? check

    clean bag? check

    oooh my mum would be proud....

    Poor GC... hope he wasn't hoping for a quiet day... and he drinks coke you know, so if things start to look bad, I'll ask him for a swig and that should lighten proceedings somewhat..... err parp!

    See you later my sillies (unless they keep me in, no, not for the cancer... the whilte van section... always a bit of a risk for a Little My,  as that hospital is next door)

    Little Myxxx

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    Oh Oh, hope you went in disguise and they didnt catch you lol.

    Hope all is well.

    Love,Christine xx

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    managed to escape this time... phew! think the boy racer noises fooled them... so can actaully start packing for my hols.. just think of all the fun I can get up to on the train,... in the airport... and that's even before I get there....!

    Too knackered to think of anything silly after yesterday. Will try later.

    Little Myx

     

     

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    What you mean is you're saving it all up to hit us with at once lol.

    I really can imagine the mischief you will undoubtedly get up to on the way to Sweden and beyond.

    Take a well earned rest hun. Will catch up with your nonsense, ahem, I meant news later lol.

    Love, Christine xx

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    Might have to pop on the computer when in Sweden or can you imagine how long my blog would be when I got back???!! I think that would do you all in, no matter how many intervals I put in! Still, not going for a week yet and in my life, a lot can happen in a week even if I do try hiding in the broom cupboard.

    Just put a comment on the bottom of Sunny's blog that was a comment on my blog (get it?) but don't  think anyone will look so go and have a look or was it a  comment on the bottom of my blog ? oh I don't know... anyway it was at the bottom of someone's blog and was aboutsaying  thanks for being positive and hooray when my friends here are doing oh my god that's awful news... better off with you lot I say... so cheers you lot of maclanders for saying good news to yesterday rather than crying and saying bad news.... I don't know, some people, honestly.... any one would think we've got cancer or something the way they go on ;-)

    (see, you don't need to drink Christine... I can make your head spin for free!)

    and the news for the day...? I'VE GOT LADY BOXERS ON TODAY!!!!! whooo hoooo.... (getting a bit sore now, but I am going to last the day whatever)

    Anyway, just been thinking that I want to turn my radiotherapy tattoos into something more fun and as a metaphorical finger up to it all... though  I've just been talking on the phone to my son and he suggested a join the dots tattoo that joined up into a finger up to it... not so sure about that one myself... and to be homest after yesterday the term 'finger' and 'up' are still making me wince somewhat!

    I have got one on each hip (I'm going to leave the one on the top of my bum alone I think cos it hurt like... well, you know...

    Any suggestions? Maybe a little  something for GC? - seeing as he missed the rolos? Maybe a tribute to Little Pube?

    Little Myxxx

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    it's also Sunny's birthdy today in case you haven't noticed.... Happy birthday Sunny!!!!!!!

     and please sign her birthday card if you haven't yet... see my blog.

    Back later for some silly fun

    Little Myxxx

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    It's Sunny's birthday, its raining here so I'm stuck indoors with an excuse to play on the computer and I've got my lady boxers on in honour of Sunny's birthday, a bottle of coke (for comedy toilet humour) and a bar of chocolate.... can it get any better??

    Don't think so......

    Anyone want to come out to play?

    Oh.. Ann, gues what?

    Its your birthday and we love you

    Little Myxxx 

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    Hi Little My,

    I've been reading all the posts from the start, I've also been reading your blogs.  O.K. hands up, I didn't declare myself when you were conducting your experiment because I have been trying to convince myself that I am not at all warped.  Well, time for the truth.  Hello everyone, my name is Ann and I'm warped.  There, I'm out!

    Happy Birthday to Ann (Sunny).  Been reading your blogs too.  

    I'll declare my hand.  I'm carer for my husband ( who also has a very indiscrete stoma, goes off at the most inopportune moments, last time it  really found it's voice was at a funeral!) and I take my hat off to everyone going through this crap.  

    How's it going with the lady boxers, ok, or will it be back to mens?

    Ann xx