For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

hope you didnt have boil in the bag rice xx

So it doesn't just run in your family, it gallops!  What some people will do for food... Wish I'd thought of something like that, but it's not like you can get your lungs out! 

Stoma boobs sounds like some kind of weird made-up porn star name.  Have you thought about changing career?  You could accompany your performances with classical music and target the more upmarket end of the industry.  Wait a minute, I hear you say, the more upmarket end of the industry?  Yes, I know, there's no such thing.  You'd just have to be a bit sleazy and fit in, but I've heard it pays well...

I have nothing but admiration for Annette being prepared to risk life and limb on some of the rides at Chessington, but she'd need to roofie me to get me to go with her!  I hope you're going to post pictures Annette - we could do with some colour on here.  Just remember to keep your mouth closed... 

Since LM cleaned up this thread yesterday, there's no food or drink to be had - so I'm off to put the kettle on.

Hope the rest of you have supplies in, LM's getting stingy in her old age...

Ann x

Ah little sis, I need to enlighten you. After my stem cell transplant I had to weigh wee, poo and vomit. The illustrations were for poo and were in colour. Just to give you an idea, there were rabbit like droppings, solid large amount, small amount, diarrheoa.......think you may have the picture!

On another occasion I was having chemo and in the middle of the night started moving furniture around. Luckily there was only one other delightful very deaf lady sharing the bay that night. When I had finished my exertions I looked across at my bed, thought "They can't expect me to sleep in that messy bed!", tried the two vacant beds for size and then curled up in one of those.

The nurse arrived the next morning, looked at me and asked why I wasn't in my bed. I told her that she shouldn't expect anyone to sleep in such a mess. Consultant was summoned immediately and I was put in a room by myself, chemo stopped and given methylane blue to counter the side effects........

Result.....wee started off red (from chemo)....then changed to purple, dark blue, blue/green, green, orange then yellow over a period of a fortnight. My daily joke with nurses was betting what colour it would be each day!

Hope you weren't in the middle of one of your lovely meals!!!

Big sis xx

If you get that hungry, Ann, ask them for your scan photos next time... or I could send you the stoma boobs photo if you like.. you could introduce them as your new porn star friend...

Anyone want to see a photo of her? Oh you do? .. here... Last chocolate anyone? No? Don't mind if I do...

Or I could just send you food parcels.. I know you are keen to have your 5 a day and you must keep your strength up, especially as you are getting new sofa that will be big and squashy and easy to slip down the back of....

Yes, it gallops in my family. Brother  spent the whole of lunch singing 'folk songs' about chickens (my son looks after the chickens on the farm he works on) you can imagine... clucks rhymes with....

First Christine tries to get me to smuggle alcohol for her, now you are trying to get me into porn... I do wonder if I stumbled on the wrong site by mistake sometimes....

I see you are still hungry, sunny... and sorry for tidying up- there is ino pleasing some people! Sorry for being stingy too, but I am rather a long way away to stock the fridge up.. so here are some Swedish treats for you... actually they eat stuff like pickled herrings for fun so I'll also leave some gin and chocolate lying around just in case and a pizza in the fridge for emergencies... think you have all been put off the spare ribs now.

Bit worried that my brother will find his way here as he found out what site this was today and he is very very nosey so if you are reading this, M.. go away and don't read your sister's private stuff... (even if she does write stuff about you.. its for these poor loonies you see... they need cheering up... we've got cancer you know... ) Does the cancer card work with brothers? I suspect not... though he did make me a cup of tea tonight.. faint swoon.... maybe it does....  Oops this will drop me in it as he might have thought I was one of you lot... errr hello Peter my brother who lives in Nottingham- how are you?

(do you think that fooled him??)

Better go to bed.. got a busy day of doing nothing tomorrow

take care you lot

Little My xxxxx

Stinker, I can see why you have that name now ha ha. I wasn't eating, I was writing on here! You were doing your reply as I was doing mine so you jumped in ahead of me if that makes sense.

I am envious of your wee colours... mine was meant to go blue and I was quite excitied about that, but it didn't... hmmmm. not fair! and a poo chart too? feeling very left out now. I have to describe it to GC when I see him, wish I had a chart.... are rolos on your chart?

Not sure why you were rearranging the furniture, but I have methylene blue in the lab and I wouldn't drink it so maybe that's why. I will remember your tactics for getting your own room though.....  better raid the lab before my op eh?

Little Myx (definitely going to bed now)

Stinker, if you were peeing a rainbow, are you sure you just hadn't eaten a lot of Skittles?  Not only tasting the rainbow, but peeing it too...

As an ex-nurse (a very ex-nurse, I trained in the 70's), one of my favourite things was when we had a patient that went a bit loopy.  I liked it so much, I ended up working in a pyschiatric hospital (yes - working!).

Sounds like you're a bundle of fun, with or without drugs! ;-0

Ann x

Good Morning Lovely ladies, sorry I couldn't post yesterday but was not feeling well at all, sadly the nearest my step daughters got to going on a roller coaster yesterday was sitting in the back of thier dads car so he could drive me to the doctors and boy do you need to hold on ! I had the headache from hell but glad to say that the tramadol has finally kicked in and im up with the girls and shortly will be required to make breakfast and pack a picnic so that we can go today instead. Weather forcast is rain, how much fun can you have whilst being on a rollercoaster in the rain........well at least if i get covered in anything it will to get washed off very quick .

Little My yes, would love to be little sis, i should explain i fell asleep half way through writing my post the other day and when hubbie woke me up to go to bed i quicly finished it off so if the second part made no sense now you know why lol anyway not much of what i write makes sense but as long as you all understand that will do me fine.

Little My sadly i dont get to 'pick' my own nose i just pray and hope that its going to look ok my husband reckons he has a perfect nose but he refuses to donate it........Worse case scenario if it loks that bad i will buy one of those joke nose's that had the glasses attached, remember those ?

Hope you are all having a nice restfull morning, enjoy your breakfast little my. i lived in Norway for 2 years and loved the brown bread with brown cheese ( tastes like butterscotch) with resperry jam and lots of black coffee. This morning though we have coco pops and toast and if i can get thier dad out of bed he may even make it for us...

See you all later and ill take some pictures....lots of love xx

annette, did you scream? were you sick? how much did you giggle? oooh so many questions...

Do tell alll.....

Am I your big or little sis? I am getting confused now... lets see...

Sunny- terrible twin

stinker - big sis

tiggs- niece

Shaz- mum

annette. little? sis

anyone else? can't remember anymore. Great to have such a big family  but why are you all not here at my family get together??? come on you slackers... get over to Sweden eh?

Its hot and sunny and there are cocktails and good food.... get your skates on I'll have the lot

Dinners ready- gotta go...

Little Myxxxx

.....but if we all came over there would be too many of us playing the cancer card.....and then would the fact that I had 4 relapses, lost some hearing, went loopy, peed a rainbow, stem cell transplant, filled in poo charts for days, had radiotherapy and was hospitalised with suspected swine flu trump all of you??? This could also cause some consternation as nobody who hadn't had cancer would get a chance of that BIG sofa

XXX

Oh, wish I had got my Hodgkins a few years later. Reports in the paper today that Ecstacy may be the answer for treating lymphomas and other blood related cancers. Always loved dancing, but might have been able to dance more energetically, for longer....and it would solve the weight problem as well! EASY!!!