For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

A Barry fan? Wot, Manilow? Yay! for babbies, anyway. Boo to Kumbaya.

xxx

Congratlations Anette yay a baby on the way. Though Barry Manilow ugh! Give me a bit of Kiss any day.

Cruton get ready with the bin. Is it all revved up and ready for off. LM we are waiting for the owl tweet twoo.

CONGRATS to Annette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

LM .......... much sympathy and much strength to you so you don't kill ANYONE!! ;)

***hugs***

Odin I am ready and raring to go Sir Yes Sir

Bin bearing the Warped Womble knickers standard --- check

full tank of petrol----- check

chain saw ----- check --- just lurvvvvvvve the chain saw so many things I could do with that like STOP back to mission

Map --- check

crash helmet just in case----- check

glasses so I can read the map---- check

sandwich ---- check

Brandy for medicinal use only can not drink and drive ------ check

Right I am in the bin and on the way don't start without me hope not to be late but depends on the traffic and adverse weather conditions

Congratulations to Annette and hopes she gets over the Barry Manilow thing 

Good thing Hils had her ears de-yucked so she can hear the owl hoot

Tim wrap up warm as he has the lurgy

Jan and Mandy will try to save you some brandy

Cruton OAFW XXXXXXXXXX

Wish me luck on getting up the hills as bin ok on the flat but struggles on inclines 

Hiya

Must put people straight on the posh stuff....don't do posh very often, but love it when I do! I do love trying new foods...especially if I haven't had to cook it, and good service, so not into these drive -in Mactucky type meals.

Hils, have forwarded the meeting list to my sis, who is having a tough time at the moment. She is a teacher and having to put up with a load of shit ....so much so that she got home yeaterday and is seriously thinking of putting in her notice and emailed the deputy to say as much. Good job she is on half-term this week, and her hubby is taking her away for a few days.

Clair de Lune, hope you are enjoying those cuddles. Already missing my little man, and I saw him on Thursday......but he slept all the time. His mummy sent a little film when they got back of him 'talking'and apologising for sleeping all the time we were together. Good news is that he is now above birthweight and has been discharged by midwife. Yeah!

LM, Look out the window and you will see a bin. Jump into it! It may not be Cruton's bin, but at this point do you care....it will be going somewhere! I'm sure one of the cancer card acronyms should win you the bar of choklit!

Jan, angry people who have lost someone I can sympathise with, as that has been hubby's problem since his Dad died 17months ago. His problem was that they never had a relationship, and so he couldn't grieve in the way he thought he should. His dad was also more into his dogs than anybody else and had 3 of his dogs ashes in his coffin!!! Anyway, having your grandson to play with will soon distract you from problems.

Hope everyone's tests have gone well this week, and that Tim got his tuxedo sorted :-) Bet he'll being knocking 'em all dead with his suave looks etc. Hope W is also well enough to go.

Have lovely weekend all

Special cuddles for Ems xxx

Can't wait to read all about LM's weekend away with her school chums, could be an absolut belter!

Congrats to Annette, what wonderful news, a good bump to have! Amazing how this baby thing is catching on recently.

I think Cruton must have the best wheelie bin ever, I think you should write a book about the adventures of your wheelie bin, kids would love it!

Well I went to the hotel yesterday still feeling under the weather and dosed up with medication. By 4pm the room was all set up with Macmillan stuff and so the wives went to get ready (as women need a long time to do this) whilst us men went to the bar to watch rugby. The guiness seemed to dull the general cold symptons, but I was taking it easy, unlike my friends. In fact two of them didn't leave the bar until 6-45pm when the arrival time for guests was 7pm!!!

I did talk about Warped in my speech, and unsurprisingly it raised a laugh!

Everything went well, and the auctions raised more than we expected, but a "skirmish" broke out temporarily when one idiot who won an auction bid did not want to provide the full amount of money. I suppose for some it was a shame, for others it was added entertainment, but it couldn't take the gloss off the evening for me. The disco and bar stopped at 1am and I went to bed not long after. The next morning at breakfast I saw my mate who had done most of the work on the ball. He told me that during the night he had got lost trying to find the toilet, and that his wife had retrieved him from the corridor. That was funny enough but the fact he was in his birthday suite was hilarious!

Hope everyone had a great weekend.

Tight lines

Tim

Hi my lovely warpees....

I am very very tired and can't quite see straight and my tinitus that seems to be a post treatment bonus (not) is annoying me so not going to write much but had to nip in to say

Hoorah to Tim for speech

Horrah for me not murdering anyone... the event wasn't too bad cos of other people and nice setting and loads of nice food. She looked at our files and others got smiley faces on theirs and some got 2 smiley faces and I didn't get any at all!!!! I complained bitterly (mind you, I hadn't actually done any of the work I was meant to... played cancer card and told her I was going to do it all when in hospital!)  but the car journey was dreadful. Its a long way from Kent to Wales when you are stuck in the back with 2 people you don't like talking on and on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnn

I feigned sleep at one point and swapped seats at the service station so I didn't try to throw anyone out of the car... it would have caused a sossidge incident I am sure...

Anyway, wot I really came on to say apart from hello....

HILARY HAS HER CHECK UP TOMORROW AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO CROSS ALL APPENDAGES KNOWN TO MANKIND AND SOME THAT ARE NOT OK???

GOOD LUCK HILARY AND IT HAD BETTER BE BYE BYE MR CRAB OR ONC WILL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH.

I AM SHOUTING COS ITS IMPORTANT AND HILARY'S EARS MIGHT HAVE BLOCKED UP....

well, she didn't hear the owl hoots did she? I heard a woodpecker but no owls...

ALL the hugs to Hilary for tomorrow cos I reckon she is a tad nervous to say the least (I was a screaming psycho the night before my post treatment check up so guessing she is a bit nervous )

and all the other hugs to my fave people

Little My xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Welcome home LM, everything is crossed for Hillary for tomorrow, because we have all been there and know how you are feeling Hillary!

With all those songs you listen to, I'm surprised Mr Crab hasn't left screaming NO!NO!NO! holding his fingers in his ears.

So he must have crept away quietly before you played them.

Real Welsh cwtches,

Odin xxx

PS because LM didn't have one, why MR Crab and not MRS crab?

Hello LM!

I am knackered too so catch up properly tomorrow, but wanted to give you a Welcome Home Cwtch, and also to give Hilary a HUGE Good Luck Cwtch for tomorrow

Love to all

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Welcome home LM 

The best of luck for Hilary today all things crossed for Mr Crab having packed his bags and left 

Hugs to all

Cruton xxx