For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Jan, is Dunc polishing your sword a euphemism for something? snigger

Might well be after that cider...

Tim, shooting from the hip has to be...

My shiny new phone died midway an update. Max phoned up on other phone and being a kid knows about these things and talked me through how to force the bleedin thing off etc. I thought I had lost everything but everything but finally got it all back and new things too!!!

Max has cheered up a bit and ts stopped snowing so I may get back to the gym tomorrow to actually go on some of those loungers, err I mean machines and might burn more than 57 calories off :D

Tim, after that bottle of wine, don't go polishing or shooting eh?

Hilary, well, nuff said... I am blinded by awfulness... I am off to watch crap on the TV to try and erase thos clips from my mind....

Love to the rest of you and to those of you who read and don't post cos I know there are a few.

Oh and Mandy... HIYAAAAAAAAAH! Sorry, I forgot to say hello to you cos I was hello-ing elsewhere and forgot you had been on here too. Too many threads and blogs and FB etc can't remember what i did where. Nice to have you on warped... you are in your rightful home and never to leave.

Lots of love to you all

Little Myxxx

oh ps my ipohne has a Swedish keyboard on it so I may not have paragraphs when on it, but I can talk Viking to you now and send proper big hugs with the dots on the o's and everything haha.

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What ever do you mean LM....... Well what ever it is, it is only blanks these days!

What's an ipohne, some weird Swedish translator device?

What does one do when the Bordeaux runs out? Bed I suppose, night night xxx

Tight Lines (it's raining now not frozen)

Tim xxx

Hi all

just popped in or pooped in as someone usually says

A red faced Cruton stands head bowed and shuffling her feet (she is also sniggering if the truth be known) and says I can not tell a lie it was me who forced Hilary into traumatising everyone so Hilary is INNOCENT and was coerced by an evil Cruton into posting awful people in lycra leotards

Sorry sort of

Cruton

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About time you got back on the naughty step, Cruton... It made me laugh that you got Hilary to do it for you. Did you offer her cake?

Actually it doesn't take much to egg HIls on I noticed...

Tim, you shoot what you like I say... and you don't expect me to spell do you? What do you think I am? a teacher or something??

Anyway, only popped on or should I say pooped on to say well done to cruton to 'fessing up to the crime...

Little My xxxx

Is Tim suggesting we get out Timeteam when looking for Odin's lair?? Tsk, such cheek! ;-)

Hils MUST have been bribed by cake to be so naughty ... I'm sat in bed giggling at the collusion between her and Cruton :D

I don't know what an ipohne is either........ I knew LM would overtake me in technology ;)

***waves to everyone*** - although half of you will obviously be sloshed so you won't be able to read this anyway :D

Nos da folks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tim, you don't have to be old to play bowls; most of the good players are young, and if they didn't play maybe, just maybe, I would win as many trophies as you do at fishing!

I'm smiling at that picture of Mandy eating a banana! When you saw that man looking at you Mandy, you should have checked if he had his wife with him and then winked at him. He would have gone bright scarlet and his wife would have slapped his face for you. Cruton has the right idea, don't be naughty yourself get someone else to do it for you! Of course, if he continued to look at you and you continued to enjoy your banana S-L-O-W-L-Y the traffic lights would have changed several times and you would have had a queue of irate drivers behind you!

Hilary, that clip was revolting but I'm glad you've posted it. I now have another excuse not to join a gym, although I might be tempted to see a certain person in Lycra!

Ems, I hope Megan and Ben have fully recovered from their frightening experience. BTW, if you are going to do waves on here you must learn to do it properly:

waves~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~everyone!

On second thoughts that might make some people seasick yuck!

Cruton, how can I get someone to "acquire" a good Swedish dictionary for me, now that LM's got an ipohne Swedish translator?

Cwtches, krams, love and hugs to all,

Odin xxx

Odin, you don't need a dictionary... you know the essentials. Stor kram. that's all you need really.

The gritter has been out and the sun is out so the road may be cleared enough to go to the gym again Oh dear. I like the swim, the machines are scary. I think I may fall off or do something silly and make a right arse of myself, but as I do that on a daily basis, I guess nothings changed and lets face it, me walking very slowly on a treadmill amongst the lycra clad runners is going to be funny! And before you ask, no, I am not taking any photos!

You people playing bowls? oxymoron that.

Hi ems, I forgot what you said now, sorry. I know you waved so waving back :) And enjoy wearing my pink legwarmers on your head eh?

I guess half of you are having bacon butties and full English and the other half are putting roast dinners on. I'm having my toast in bed :) 

Love you all

Little My xxx

ps if you are a gym bunny does that mean you can make bunny ears out of socks and stick them on your head? just asking...

 

Hiya loons,, I've missed out on so much...it's a full time job keeping up with you lot!! I'm armed with two bunches of bananas to cause mayhem at traffic lights with strange men...I'm giggling at the thought of me trying to be glam with a nana!?!?.. It's never gonna happen is it? All this talk of gyms and stuff makes me shudder, I don't get on very well with gyms in fact last time I went they had to drag me out by my feet cos I was causing so much distress to others due to my over enthusiastic antics, which ended with me as red as a beet root and draped over the treadmill!!!! ( that really did happen) So I've decided I'm forever to be fat and unfit, which I'm quite happy with cos I'm very happy eating everything that's bad for me and drinking too much wine..it suits me. Today has been a lovely day, walked dogs early this morning, it was great being the first footprints in the snow although poor Podge ( fat dog) was getting more an more peed off with walking with his legs wider and wider apart due to the snow clinkers stuck round his privates! Fresh coffee cos I'm addicted with eggs n bacon. Built a snowman with hubby but ended up arguing over male or female snowman/woman..ended up being a proper snowman because I refused to have boobs on show including two prunes he was gonna use for nips..!!!!! Prunes?? Couldn't get my car out of drive all day so have mooched about doing not a lot...and very nice it's been too. Now gonna get a top up...see you all soon.. Mad Mandy...xxxxxxxxxx

Hi all

Just popped in to say hi!!!! <<<<wave>>>> Been trying to read up on all your posts.... I may have forgotten a lot of it but I think LM has turned into a gym bunny??? How did that happen?  And hils might be getting some cats?? I want more cats but I think Nina would bully them. And Tim are you writing a speech? Good luck :)

I officially met my little niece on Friday - she's so tiny!!!! Been back today again for a quick visit.... Is it really bad that I keep nearly comparing the baby to Nina? I just can't help it! Oh and usually when Nina starts making a racket I just meow back, so I'm having trouble not talking back at Alissia when she makes noise oopsy.

She's very cute though and weed all over her mum today hehe

Tom has his CT scan on Thursday - seems like we've been waiting for ages. Been trying not to think about it really. They scanned his head at the beginning on Jan, I'm not so worried about his head, I think the clot has nearly gone, its the rest of him that worries me. The lymph nodes in his neck and chest were big but not so big they wanted to operate there like they did to his abdomen.  Just a bit worried that it might have grown in his chest or neck. I think in his neck we'd prob notice it now, as last time when the Doctor pointed it out, the lump was so obvious (not sure how we missed it to be honest!)  but what about his chest. I know theres no point in worrying though. Just need to wait for the scan and then the results the week after.

Hugs to all

Crazy cat lady :)

mmm coffee and eggs and bacon... Poor dog, Mandy. I used to have a spaniel when I was a kid in Scotland and he used to get those balls on his legs too... we used to have to put him in the shower to get them off.

Crazycatclairyloony will be keeping everything crossed for Thursday and for good results.

Hoorah for Tom boosting his statistics that much too. I didn't tell anyone mine.

A friend of mine sent me a list of things to do to make meetings more interesting. I am off to see if I can find them. If  I can, I'll post them on here. If not, get some pingpong balls and paint eyes on them. Stick them on your eyes and go to sleep.

I don't know if any of you know Respect... she is a nutter like us.  Her husband's funeral is tomorrow so just want to send her some warped love and strength xxxxx

Night night all and nos da to ems and Odin and sov gott to any Vikings out there.

Little My xxx