For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Fank yew for the seekrit meeidge Hilary. Blog will reveel all xxxx

Love and spoons  to the rest of you xxx

He he bloody more he he's, Im noticing the titles now for the fist time (remeber i'm a bit thick), very funny LM, very funny.

Gonna catch up on all your blogs in a min. but pooped in here for a quickie first.  Hope alls well with the ballooning yesterday LM, also hope Ems is Ok with chemo stuff.  Great news for clarydo daaa for Tom's results.  Hope Hils is doing Ok and not too toilety or woozy or tired chemo stuff. Glad Louise had a good singalong with gusto.  Infact hope you are all feeling well and good and are over stuffed with food and drink and have lots of lovely pressies and shiny things and fun things and are all family funned out etc etc. blah blah blah. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Love and best wishes to you all, my warpy family xxxxx

ps I got a lovely chamilia bracelet with one of those troll beads on, it's a tigger HURRAYYYYY xxxx It was a lovely surprise from Dunc  Awww isn't he lovely xxx I got a camera too but don't know how to use half the buttons hehe.

Right i'm off to blogland and hope the moderator thingy is behaving!

Hi you lovely lot. Just popped in to say I am in my swanky spa hotel hahaaaa. It is called the Dart Marina Hotel in Dartmouth in Devon if you want to drool. They have a website and you might see me waving at you!  Hoorah for booking.com and their cheap last minute deals....

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside... and yes, Hilary I am full of glee... (mostly)

2 hour drive to Embercombe (check out that place sometime too if you want.. my son spent  most of this year there while I was cancering (is that a verb? I don't know what else to say... don't like fighting cancer, dealing with it.? hmm kicking its arse...?. dunno. what do you lot say? anyway...  I also take  my classes there and have friends who run it and work there and they took very good care of my boy while I was whatever with cancer... I like cancering.

Anyhoo, Max had left all his belongings in a tent there (don't ask, he's my son, its going to be random) so we drove there to collect his stuff. Only one stop this time on the way down (oooh!) I sat and rested and drank tea and played with foxy the cat while max loaded up the car. Half an hour's drive to totnes for lunch. Forgot the shops were on a hill there Phew! Then to the hotel down the road. Collapsed into room and snuggly beds and robes. Once found a few spoons again, went to the spa and had a little  bit of  a swim (couldn;t do much after the driving, but had to make the most of the facilities! and sat in the jacuzzi (what are the point of those things? Couldn't quite get it ) and the steam room. Dinner in the pub next door cos the hotel was out of my price range by miles!! (£30 a head... that's 2  trollbeads!) and now in bed with free wifi and all that jazz cathcing up with you lot. :)

Not warped at all, but been talking a lot to Max on the drive down and in the hotel etc  who is stressed out and anxious about life, the universe, his future etc etc and I suspect me having cancer has a lot to do with it. B*stard boll*cky w*nkery F*cking cancer (in case moderators are about). It can do what the f*ck it likes to me, that's allowed and i can cope with it, but my kid is another matter. I don't give a stuff really if I die or not for me, but I HATE what it does to those around you, especially your children. He puts on a brave face but of course he's screwed up especially as he doesn't have much other family and P is a bit weird and not that close to Max really... well not in a cuddly way. Sorry, that should have been a Room rant and not here but too tired to go over there. Needless to say we have been talking a lot. He thinks this planet is odd and he doesn't fit in... I suspect most of us think that too...  well, most of us in warped do. I don't really fit in either. We just learn to play with the 'normals' somehow.....

Still,I think we got somewhere and are now sat on the bed, watching crap on the telly with complimentary biscuits and coffee and robes and stuff hahaaaa. The hotel is lovely and you can see the water from the window and there are nice smelly things and stuff hahaaaaaa. I am going to have a bath which I have not had for about a year cos my house doesn't have a bath in it, not cos I am smelly.

Lots of love to you all and wish you were all here... the bed might be a bit small, but it would be so much fun. We would need 2 nights though so we could all get our spoons back the first night.

off to read  your blogs and that.

Love you all

Little My xxx 

 

LM just a quick question

I looked up the hotel all very posh with clotted cream fudge left in the rooms yummy but what are you going to do with the binoculars that they also leave in the rooms????????? the mind boggles.

A Curious Cruton x

Just had a little look at the hotel, it looks really nice and Dartmouth looks a cool place to visit, I have never been to Devon.

Hope you have had a well rested night and enjoyed the all facilities.

As for Max leaving a Tent full of his stuff put me in mind of my son leaving a bag full of wet clothes on the school coach one year, there was a really nice Tshirt and swimming trunks from Gap and a whole load of other bits but anyway I remember going off on one about how silly he had been and it took me days to calm down about it but the point Im trying (very badly) to make is it doesn't matter to them all they want is love and understanding and I too hate what cancer has done to my son and the relationship we have because of it, how confused he is about this shit world.

Here's to our sons and loads of cuddles long may they keep needing them from their warped mothers.

Remember pack all those soaps and stuff. Drive careful on way back.

Ruby xx

P.S I have never seen the point in jucuzzi I always worry that someone has piddled in it!!

hi Cruton, on my phone so no paragraphs! Just popped in at brekkie cos I ate so much I can't get up and need to look busy till I can hahaaaaaaaa I am using the binoculars to spy on you!!! Hehe put that leash down right now, Cruton and step away from the dog!!!! my phone wanted to change your name to crotch Haha that made me snigger and max asked what I was laughing at... Weel, you see there's this woman and her name is scraton and I Thought it looked like... And well, oh you get the idea. I can't see what I am typing anymore so better stop!(gone off phone page, not gone blind from overeating!) love to you all xxxxx

Great that you and Max had lots of time to chat, and he will probably feel much better now that he can see that you are getting better.

At least Max left his things in a tent....mine brought all his home, including 2 WEEKS of DIRTY washing! Told him that it was the first time I'd ever had washing on the line on Christmas Day. Got to love 'em.

We are taking him back to Manchester tomorrow :-(  This will probably mean R will go into labour as we are driving on the M6. We had a long chat on Wednesday night while G was out. Again I feel he has been mucked up....Very tidy, showers often, drinks more than he should, smokes...but I'm just crossing everything that one day he will be able to temper things a bit. Think becoming an uncle is going to help, and arrival of LB might heal a lot of the damage caused by illness for everyone.

xxxxx

Glad you enjoyed your spoon polishing at the posh hotel, LM. BTW, did you dangle one on a piece of string and stick your fingers in your ears?

I've always said that it is more difficult for carers and loved ones and agree with your sentiments entirely about bollocky cancer. We have cancer and we deal with it as best we can, but loved ones are helpless to do anything about the disease and often worry more than the patient.

My appointment with at velindre went well and they don't want to see me for 6 months; everything is going according to plan, but there was a note of caution from the nurse, that the monitoring must continue. My next appointment can be done over the telephone rather than in person - how good is that? Also the aftereffects of the hormone injections can last up to 18 months, so over a year of feeling weary and washed out. The other bad news was that my increase in weight was no longer due to the injections but was down to me!!! I must be careful what I eat, so now I'm off to the chippie for a celebratory fish and chips.

 

Best welsh cwtches,

Odin xxx

Hi my lovely lovely warpees....

Just popped in to say rather like a Scottish drunk in a pub...

" I love you... you're my mates you are, never forget that" hic burp...

Anyway, I think I started warped in July so that is half a year of love and silliness! And you lot have made 2011 do-able for me and I guess for some of you too... so I want to raise a glass to you all and to absent friends too...

Thank you all of you for loving and laughing together with me and each other and long may we be warped and silly and say yah boo sucks to cancer... As one wise lady once said to me, Cancer is far too pooey to be taken seriously. I would have said its far too serious to be taken seriously, but that doesn't really make sense.. mind you, not much I do say does make sense, so nothing new there...

Gott gott nytt år och massor av kärlek till mina tokig vänner. Jag älskar er alla så väldigt mycket...

Stor Kram

Lilla My xxxx

Ok, enough soppiness.... I got a free sample of a invincible sausage holder-inner today. They sent extra large instead of extra small..... anyone want a free tent???

Oh and for you Room visitors, Max just phoned and he's feeling better and more on track.. Yay!  

 

Thank You too LM good to hear Max is felling better send the invincibles to Tim they will make a great keep net when he is fishing or a wind break (no pun intended) whilst sitting on the river bank

Big Hugs 

Cruton

xxx