For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Im was born in  Kent and have lived here all my life...............but..........where do I belong!!

in a bloody nut house me thinks :)

I was adopted by the best parents anyone could have...no I really had the best Mum and Dad :) :)

The Birthing person(cant bring myself to put her in the parent bracket, met her years ago and believe me she was not a nice person) was a Scot.............The sperm donor was an Italian (married with 5 kids, refused to leave family) hence my being adopted by my wonderful Mum and Dad.

So "Who am I"?...........................a bloody nutter!!     

"Where do I belong"?..............on here in the nut house, best place to be xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No disrespects to anyone from Scotland, I dont tar people with the same brush, just my personal experience of a bad apple x

Hey Shaz,

I'm in Kent too, place is full of nutters!  

Ok Little My a poem:

This is the tale of Little Pube

of Rolo's and G.C.

of moving, cars and fetching bags

of Sweden and of P

This is the world of Little My

We've all been welcomed in

and now we've reached the 100th post 

lets celebrate......with a teapot full of gin!

Sorry, another 3am whilst on worry watch ramble.

How bl**dy awkward are we that we seem to have chosen the 'edges' to live in... Kent, Devon, Scotland, Wales... why couldn't we all be based in the Nottingham area of somehting? Oh yeah, cos we are nutters and that would be too easy.... hmmm if we are going to have a get together, I'd better get one of those maps and shovel things like they have in war films and do some strategic planning.....! I am very good at stretegic planning (but no sense of direction) so leave it with me...  :o)

I would seriously love for us to do it. I doubt its possible for us all to get together in one place cos for some reason ;o) some of us don't go out much or very far.... but if i get better, (or actaully even if I don't) I think I might try a few areas anyway.... little My's grand tour tea parties... how much fun would that be??? Maybe we could get sponsorship or something and make some money for mac too? As sunny says, people pay money to see things like that... but I think she is thinking of the zoo.... and the chimps.....

Will think on that one... go to Scotland anyway so easy to do that one, my son is in Devon so another excuse there... Kent.. hmmm where's Kent? up or down ;-)

In the meantime...

Ann-fran- thanks so much for the poem.. A*  for you- it rhymes and everything very touched! Not sure I could show it anyone though ha ha - bet you wish you were in my class don't you? Actually, have any of you ever really thought about the fact that I am a teacher and they let me loose with loads of kids and their futures... scary eh? very scary.... a lot of nutters out there now... but happy ones!

Ann- Sunny... do you want to be Arnie or Danny... I guess I have to be Danny being vertically challenged, but Arnie sounds more fun....

 I too am worried about people thinking about my pubes all night, so maybe its a good job that I am going away for a while... call it respite care for you lot.. give your brains a rest... actually knowing me, I will be elbowing my borther off the computer every night... I've got important business mate... maccy's to be silly with.... shove...

Got to get up and go to the supermarket... I asked my aunt if she wanted anything 'English' bringing over.. and what did she ask for? tea bags and gin... !!! you see, I didn't stand a chance did I? I'll try to get her to only put one at a time in the pot..

Will say bye before I go (lots probably, actually every day probably  ha ha)

Little myxxxx

Hi Annfran

Bet your somewhere nice in Kent.............Im Medway Towns :(

No, I'm not Shaz, I'm really not!  We use Medway Maritime do you?

Ann x

i don't know... my chair isn't even cold and I haven't even got on the train and you are already arranging cosy get togethers in Kent... sniff... it'll be parties and everything tomorrow won't it?

Quick, while she's not here.... I know you lot... gin in teapots, the works!

still, I guess you need a litle respite care... so have fun!

Little My :o)

I'd love to visit Kent!  I have no idea how to get there but I know it's referred to as the garden of England, which conjures up a lovely picture, of people having cream teas, the smell of roses wafting on the breeze, watching cricket...  Wait a minute, what is this English obsession with cricket?  Up here in Scotland, we call it rounders and we don't need a whole lot of gear to play.  Just 4 jackets for posts, any kind of bat, a ball that will bounce and an area of green...  Sorry, in case you hadn't guessed, cricket is one of those things that hits a nerve with me. I just can't believe people pay to watch it, never mind want to play it.

Anyway, back to Kent, cream teas and the Macteam get-together, I'm game!  I'm also partial to Devon cream teas (you may have noticed a theme emerging here) and I know in Edinburgh, ladies that lunch, and do afternoon tea (or coffee) go to Mimi's bakehouse, which I can heartily recommend.  I'm drooling now...

In lieu of any of those events happening, we could have a virtual afternoon tea, with loads of cream cakes (I know) and a choice of tea or gin in the pot!  Sounds like fun to me, though it would be nice to actually meet all the 'warped' contingent face to face! 

I keep wondering if there are any men still reading this thread, they seem to have gone very quiet since Little Pube's sad demise.  Maybe too frightened to put their heads above the parapet and sitting reading this in solitude getting some vicarious pleasure, in the same way as they do when they pick up Cosmo in the dentist, supposedly because there aren't any copies of 'What Car' on the table, and then try not to smirk when reading the article on depilation! 

Just had a thought, if we stay too far away from each other to get together in any one place, we could meet somewhere central to all of us?  I know it's not possible for everyone to be away from home right now, but maybe something to think of for the future?  Could be fun just trying to plan it!

Hope everyone, like me, is having a better day today

Lots of love, Ann x

Oh, Sunny....

 I am sitting here cutting holes in my bags (the holes you need to put them on with- not that stupid or weird!) cos they won't let me take the scissors on the plane.... (thanks to macland for that tip!) and your comments (esp on the men)  just made me snigger so loudly that I stabbed a holeright through one!!! Thanks my dear..  you are so bl**dy funny and I love it!

Sorry, if I have put them off talking about pubes promise i will stop now (well, theres not much more to say is there? 'my pubes' is a past tense statement now)  and I did wonder if there were a few lurking in the background sniggering which has stopped me telling the dilator saga for the sake of their sanity... so you can at least be grateful for that...

I was kind of hoping Lance- Corporal John was still around so he could offer to be my dad... but i think the power has gone to his head and he's too busy  these days flirting with scammers and spammers wanting to marry him....and writing in foreign languages :o) thanks, again, John- so sweet...( See if flattery will entice him out of the what car pretence....)

I do think that we should seriously think of the logistics of us somehow meeting up somewhere somehow and yes, it would be fun planning it.....  and if people are short of money, I reckon there has to be some charity out there or some begging thing we could do to pay for train fares etc... got to have some perks from this cancer lark eh?? My mum got loads of free stuff writing to organisations saying I am in the cancer ward of the hospital and the lady in the bed next to me has always wanted.... blah blah.... mind you, she was a bit pedestrian in asking for things like cakes and biscuits.... remind you of anyone??

I'm great to take out for tea and cake cos I don't like cake so you get to eat mine for me....

Just need to get us all off chemo at the same time.... or it wouldn't be much of a tea party would it?

tea? no thanks, just some water thanks... puke

cake? no thanks... puke...

Back to bag cutting...

Little My  xxxxxx

Yeah i'm still reading these posts, i've only spat my coffee everywhere a couple times :)

I love Edinburgh having visited several times & stayed in Leith at the travelodge or whatever it's called.

In fact my favourite beer is Deuchers which is/was made up that way.

Carry on talking of drinking gin out of pint pots/teapots that's my kind of drink although i prefer it when we turn it into sloe gin!!