For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

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Welcome to Warped.

I wanted to come back in time and explain something as it doesn't make sense otherwise...(though not much of this thread makes sense anyway)  I set up this thread as explained below with a lovely dear lady called Sunny Leith. We had a lot of chat on here and the silliness got me and her and lots of others through some hard times. Sunny left the site when there was some criticism of warped  and she deleted all her posts when she left. That is why it doesn't make sense to start with as all her posts are missing and it is a bit of a one sided conversation.... Enjoy it all the same...  

Hi there,

This is a follow on from the 'dumb things people say' recent thread that is moving here with a health warning!

If you are feeling sensitive please don't read this thread as you may feel offended.... and we need a place to say what we need to say without worrying about offending people so  you have been warned!!!!

This is for those of us who cope by being irreverent and silly and able to laugh at all the bad stuff. If you want to get the idea, read the last few pages of dumb things people say, I might see if I can cut and paste a few over to get us going....

In the meantime,

Sunny, you had me laughing my head off this morning with that image of you sitting there in your underwear, chocolate mouth etc!! I think it would have been hilarious if you had answered the door and invited them in.... they certainly would have needed oxygen by the time they got back down the speed they would have run away....!

Magel, how do they find us?? I live up a very steep hill in a very remote area and they made it up the hill to us too..... mind you, they were so out of breath they couldn't speak... almost felt sorry for them!

Can't remember what else we were on about as I can't see the last post anymore but lets continue here with the laughs and anyone new, feel free to join in.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Little My x

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    I put the picture on here about a week ago, too many pages and not enough spoons to go back and search for it so I'll try again. This isnt my actual one, but similar to the one I have.

    I went to see ems today. She wasn't there... off having nasty things done to her so i talked to a friend of hers about poo while we waited (well, what do you expect me to do) she has bowel problems, might need a bag, was scared of them so i showed her mine and told her it was fine! Ha haaa Ems then appeared and we had a good chat etc. Her room is too beige for my liking and had I known,  would have brought pictures with me...

    Anyway, it was lovely to see her, but I was so tired, I wanted to curl up and snooze on her bed but had to go back to work for a meeting so now am too tired to write more than this. so just sending

    Love and hugs to you all...

    Little My xxx

    Here it is (I hope)

    Oh and ps good job you finished your talk odin cos its tomorrow isn't it?

     

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    Ooooo lovely shed LM!  I want one too but I also want the horse to pull it!  Think I may have Romany blood!  LOL!

    Glad Ems was OK but can't imagine such a colourful personage in a beige room!  Eeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwww!!!!  Really surprised that you didn't actually jump on the bed for a snooze.

    Hope you are having a lovely rest because you certainly need one girl after having to meet with that wanker!  Ooops soz - that's reserved for requests for coffee isn't it?

    Bloody hospital have upset Gordy today.  He should have been going for a chemo sesh and they called him just before his appointment and told him it had been put back until Friday!  Totally screwed up his plans for the week that has!

    Much love and squidgy hugs to all,

    Nin xxxx

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    LM, I have a picture of my great grandfather in a painted caravan like this. Perhaps you can have yours towed away from school if you need a cheap holiday. You have the bed, the Narnia wardrobe.......

    Well, I haven't written here for a few days, but I have been following you all. Don't feel very warped at the moment, and I can't remember a thing I've read, so not going to try. Just wanted to pop by and say hello.

    Big hugs to those awaiting results, still undergoing treatment, carers, and those brainboxes who can write speeches and put together a talk. I have been listening Colin, just don't feel much like talking at the moment

    Louise xxxxx

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    LOL stinker.Its a lovely shed LM.HUGS for all of you xxxxxxxx

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    Wow!! I love it..... but you do need the horse to whisk you off now and again.

    love and hugs everyone (((((((xxxx))))))

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    Is that picture for real LM?

    I had heard that Welsh schools were under funded, hadn't realised it was that bad lol! I always thought it was Gypsy caravans I saw round here, now I realise it was Welsh school kids out on day trips!

    I hope after all the windy weather it hasn't blown away today?

    Tight Lines

    Tim xxx

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    Hi there you lot.

    Firstly... I won the admin blog raffle thingy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have never ever won anything ever in my life before. I know only 5 of us entered and we all got a prize (how sweet is that) but I woni it and got the goody bag first prize hahaaaaaaaa Get In ! I am stupidly excited and grinning which is good cos this week has been a bit much and I am absolutely knackered.....  Do you think it was cos I wrote on it twice? He he. Sorry, Hilary. You can have my cake thingys if you want cos I can't bake. :)

    And secondly, yes, that is for real the hut. Mine is next to the playground and the school garden (not such a glamerous setting) They don't need planning permission being on wheels so the school got 3 during the building works we were having done for temporary offices and one to one learning support rooms etc while they were being built. Now the building work is almost finished, One was going free so I got it as I've never had an office and should have one. It is really sweet and I love it. Just need to make it nice inside now. Oooh my eyes are twitching... tired. Hard to type.

    Ha ha Tim yes that is us lot on our day out... actually my school is a hippy tree hugging school and if we did go out, it probably would be in caravans.. haha.

    I hope your talk went ok Odin, and Hi Janique (carol) nice to see you over here in warped land.

    No idea what you were all saying now. I think Tim has got manflu again. Oh dear, Poor Mrs Tim. Hope he gets better soon. Hope the rest of you are chipper and spoonful.

    I carried too much today and am now suffering the consequences with sausage action so lying down to tpye which is a bit tricky...

    Hugs and love to you all

    Little My the winner Ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!  It took getting cancer to win a bloody raffle. Was it worth it? Lets wait and see what the calendar is like eh? :)

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    Well done Little My, a winner is good in what ever, and you deserve so many wins for keeping us all laughing, and watch out MIL is back, hope all is ok with everyone...xxxx bear hugs for all,

    Grandaughter loves Barny's song,

     I love you... you love me...were best friends as friends can be, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me to. Just a way to say thanks to all for support incase you missed my update Son has giant cell tumour and not synovial sarcomata (cancer ) ..woopy do gonna have a gin to celebrate xxx

  • Hi all

    LM love the office maybe Odin will lend you his horse. Congratulations on winning the competition.

    Great news Chrisie 

    Hope Tim gets over the man flu 

    Hils have a great time on your night out

    Odin hope all goes well after all your labours with your lying down listening to music with a glass of wine  I mean slogging over your presentation.

    Ems hope you are feeling better after big needles and digging for bone marrow 

    everyone else

    All Good wishes and hugs

    Cruton xxx