For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Sunny, it is soooooooo good to have you back on form with us in silly land.... honestly, that chemo nonsense really spoils our fun here... don't know why they do it... nothing a little gin wouldn't sort out I'm sure...

I was howling with laughter at that one thank you.... ! I might just do a magazine if I get bored - 9 hours on the train.. pen, paper, pube in a matchbox... one way to get a table to yourself... actaully I know quite a few ways... ;-)

Just think of how much fun I am going to have on the train, never mind the plane...  stocking up on coke now... my poor son.. what did he do to deserve me as his mum?

Actaully, he is a really talented cartoonist-so  I might get him to do a contribution  for it- can't wait now.. such fun to be had.. give you something to look forward to.... my brother is a computer whizz so he can scan it in or whatever...

thanks for the suggestion dear... seems fitting enough. Shall I add her to the list of things for customs.. along with baggy....

that's my last pube in the matchbox... yes it is.. really.... want to look?

Little Myxx

ps have you found a new nutter.. marmite girl? might want to point her in this direction...

ps just read that and it could sound like social services might be called in.....

he will be doing a different feature, I'm not that bad a mum that I would ask him to do the tribute issue...

xxx

Should have put out a formal warning - BT Girl is the apple that didn't fall very far from the tree...  That should be enough of a clue!  The only thing is you know when she's around - by the not-so-subtle smell of marmite - I'm overwhelmed by it now! 

I think you son's career is marked out for him...  I also think you should clarify (for customs of course) what kind of Coke you're taking to Sweden?

I feel for your family...  ;0 x

Should have guessed reallly....  warped sense of hmour... etc etc

Hope that doesn't mean you have to behave yourself?? Might give her a little welcome hello on a status update.. look out!

I read an article in a colostomy magazine about us being seen as smugglers and bombers! and we are supposed to carry a certificate saying we should be spared embarrassment and have a doctor present if they want to do a search. Do you think I can specify GC to do the search ;-)

 I did think it would be a good place to hide stuff cos no one is going to look are they? and a good way to get round excess baggage charges... swnigger... sorry just imagining a HUGE bag stuck on really bulging with clothes etc .... that's one for M to draw for you I think ha ha

The liquid kind of course... for your info (confessing on the internet to anything illegal would be a tad stupid wouldn't it? especially if you are actually looking forward to your holiday!!)

Little My xx

I too feel for your family....

Dont forget to leave room for sunnys sofa in that bag xx

Hi all,, talking of bags ,, a few years ago i looked after a lady who used to remove her stoma bag and would stick a carrier bag on instead!!  needless to say it would fill up to the top and then fall on the floor leaving us unfortunate carers the task of  cleaning it all up , or when she was feeling really mischevious she would abandon her bag all together and allow herself to drip all over her flat thus making it easy to find her as she kindly left plenty of clues for us to follow!!  bless her heart the poor woman also suffered from dementia so was quite unaware what she was doing ,sometimes her kind neighbours would call us in several times a day to clean everything up and put a clean bag on, one of the less savoury aspects of being a carer but hey its all in a days work!!! eventually she went into a care home where she carried  on the tradition .....  luv linda xx 

Chrisis, don't worry, plenty of space... I ordered extra big bags...anything you want bringing back?

Linda, I see you met my mum then.... ;-) only kidding....

Don't know if any of you are educated/sober enough ;-) to have heard of Henning Mankell and his Wallander detective stories?? Well, he lives just round the corner from my aunt's house in Sweden so I thought I might go round and offer him the rLittle Pube story.... then her sorry story will never be forgotten...

Just to update, Sponge is appealing the decision saying it was Radiation who actually did her in and she was already dead when he found her and thought he would just ckeep her safe till we found her...Bun Fluff  knows she was the Little My of the pube world so is disputing that we know she wasn't going that easily and had survived all the others...so in the slammer for spnge I think...

Do you think we need to do the court case? or have you had enough?

Better start packing my bags eh? and I guess you lot get a little holiday too (from me)

Little Myxxx

I knew I shouldn't try and type before my full intake of caffeine!

Sorry for awful spellings/typos etc.....just .imagine if I was a teacher or something.... !

 Chrisie esp. though it did make me laugh calling you crisis!

Little Myxxx

well I am a bit of a crisis but I like to call it senior moments, and have been called worse xxx

Just wondering if anyone managed to catch any of the proceedings on video - then you could upload it to My Pube?