Constipated Chicken Walk...

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I came up with the Constipated Chicken Walk when I was on the Tax part of Chemo, when my legs were so stiff and painful that I couldn't walk properly. Little did I know that it was something that was going to plague me for...........well I suppose now it's for the rest of my life!!! Seriously what did I do to deserve this! Losing the ability to get up in the morning and just walk to the bathroom, without moaning and groaning! Seriously if this is someone 'up there's' idea of a joke.......well it ain't funny! Do you see me laughing, I don't think so!! Do I lay eggs? I don't think so, so why the hell do I want to walk like a chicken!!

This morning my hands/fingers are as stiff as they could be! Joints really don't like the cold weather, but what have I got to moan about, it's not like winter goes on for too long........what's 3 months of pain between friends!! 3 MONTHS!! It's going to be a LONG LONG LONG few months! 

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