Hair today, gone tomorrow

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I was in the shower this morning and decided (while washing my naked scalp) to write an Ode to Hair Loss...it sort of started off making me a bit sad and then I laughed, because as we all know - without laugher, we would curl up and lay in bed fretting and that won't get us anywhere!  Off to oncologist in an hour to find a miracle cure for my aching legs and veins.

I thought I wouldn’t miss it much

I thought I wouldn’t care

I’d always worn it short, you see

‘Til chemo took my hair

 

I’m trying to accept it

I know it has to be

But the bald woman in the mirror

Just really isn’t me

 

My hair was cropped before all this

A salt and pepper hue

More boy than girl and that’s a fact

They should have named me ‘Sue’

 

‘You have the right shaped head’

They said,’ it’ll suit you Han, it will’

I’m sorry but I don’t agree

And the baldness irks me still

 

I promise when it grows again

Right from the very start

I’ll never cut it – ever!

On that I cross my heart

 

To all you hairy buggers

With your curls and length and fringes

Be glad you’ve got your mop up there

Bed hair? Just stop those whinges!

 

Anonymous
  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Brilliant ode, you inspired me to share and write this ditty to read when your feeling at your most shitty, I hope it makes you smile and stay as strong as you can be! Xxx

    Two washes, two chemos, six weeks, my hair had gone

    Twelve years of care, after growing it to waist length long

    Don't worry it will grow back wasn't what I wanted to hear

    Now I know why my breast cancer nurse shed that tear.

    I'm bald and thankful, even though I'm crying

    I know that losing my hair doesn't mean I'm dying

    My hair was the weakest cell that chemo picked on

    Bizarrely though it made my other cells stay strong

    You took my hair and now it's payback day,

    get ready breast cancer I'm coming your way

    I am now a fighter and you will not get me

    You took my hair and now it's war you see!

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    My feelings exactly! Well put,Marie.

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hello Womblingfree,

    Thanks for sharing your poem too - love your fighting spirit! I'm entering mine into a competition which closes in August so fingers crossed!

    Xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    After 2 sessions of chemo and using the cold cap which is like wearing a freezing swimming cap my hair was falling out so much so today I took the step and had it all shaved off. Please keep up the dittos, made me smile today. Stay strong xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Not trying to make light of this, but you have to keep things upbeat sometimes.

    This is old one that was posted a few years back now - reworked Pam Ayres classic

    G n' J

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    They were prodded and poked positioned and squashed

    A mammogram taken and all hope is lost

    It’s too late now to count all the cost

    I wish I'd felt both of me tits.

     

    Next step is the surgeon that I have to see

    He recommends node clearance and mastectomy

    My eyes are now teary, surely this cannot be

    Oh I wish I'd felt both of me tits.

     

    His work completed and my heads in a mess

    How can I now wear that new low cut dress

    I'm all so uneven, I sob in distress

    Oh I wish I'd felt both of me tits.

     

    With picc line inserted and chemo to follow

    You start to worry but mostly feel hollow

    What is the outcome, what sort of tomorrow

    Oh I wish I'd felt both of me tits.

     

    Your hair all falls out, your suddenly bald

    even on warm days you always feel cold

    On with the hat now permanently installed

    Oh I wish I'd felt both of me tits.

     

    Off for the next stage I now have to go

    Three weeks Radiotherapy, how much will I glow ?

    I could lay an egg there and cook it you know

    Oh I wish I'd felt both of me tits.

     

    I’ve twisted and turned, with this roller coaster

    Been cut and poisoned and put on a roaster

    The future will tell if we killed this imposter

    Oh I wished I'd felt both of me tits.