Unkysheep's blog

Been a while since come on here for various reasons. One was work and the other was could not be arsed. Its been a strange couple of weeks, both emotionally and physically. I have been struggling to eat so have lost 2st and 5lb in 4 weeks and as a consequence on 21st April I collapsed at home. I went very dizzy, shaking and collapsed and banged my head on wall. Came round very quickly but shook me up. I was then under…

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 4. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to…

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell…

I have now had 20 days of radiotherapy out of 33 and at moment I am feeling ok. I cant believe I am more than half way it. It feels like it was only yesterday that i started it. I am now on a morphine patch and this seems to have stopped my throat hurting which in turn means I am able to eat a bit more. I know I have to eat but everything just tastes the same, CRAP. There is no flavour to anything but the only flavours…

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom…