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y We Love Children 1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move' 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father…

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant. Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! …

hi all, this Thursday I'm going to see my sister in Italy for 10 days, really looking forward to it, i love my baby sister, she's my best friend. however i did not like her at all when she was born, i was very jealous, as she replaced me, then i was the younger one. and the only girl after 3 boys, ha... ha... now i can really say that is the best thing that my mum and dad could have done, giving me a sister also my best…

Hi all today had the results of my scans, I'm OK, all clear, next scans in 3 months time.here is a joke for you all. lots of love Toni xx Baby 's First Doctor Visit. This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, Checked his weight…

ROSES & HANGING BASKETSA teenage granddaughtercomes downstairs for her datewith this see-through blouse on and no bra.Her grandmother just pitched a fit,Telling her not to dare go out like that!The teenager tells her'Loosen up Grams.These are modern times.You gotta let your rose buds show!'and out she goes.The next day the teenager comes down stairs,and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.The teenager wants…