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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.. Is that true? Where can it be found? A:…

My Name is Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, 'Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?…

hi all. i thought i send you some jokes before i'll go away on the 14th july will be back 6th august, going to see some of my family in Italy. lots work to do when i come back though, as i'm having damp proof done to my flat, it will take 3 weeks to complete so i thought!!! i'm going away!! do you think this is good idea??? i shall miss to chat to you as i'm not sure if i will be able to use the computer there. i hope…

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little…

dear all sorry about my blog i really did not revised it was a bad one i believed it. i will make sure it will not happen again, ( but me be me i believe in any thing) i feel really upset about it love Toni x