Brace yourselves!!!

2 minute read time.

Promise this one will be short enough that oxygen is not required but in return you have to do something at the end ha ha... (suspense eh?? that might keep you going to the end... ooh what could it be.... ah ah... I know your type... no sneaky scrolling down!!! )

So, having spent the weekend with my head in the metaphorical sand and lovely it was too...and can just about breathe again... tomorrow is Monday (yeah, I know you know that)  and next week is a biggy and no mistake so...

It feels a bit like the cliff hangers on those old American soap operas...

Has Little My's house sale fallen through? or will she have to pack and move in just  one week?

 Is My's cancer going or staying?? Just what  will the gorgeous consultant find when he sticks his finger up there?

How will Sunny's chemo go?

Will Little My ever slow down.... (oh, I guess you know the answer to that one already)

Tune in folks to find out.... in another episode of  the ordinary story of everyday folk.. oh hang on thats where it falls down.. the silly story of loony folk...

 (that's never mind cars to garages, cats to vets etc etc)

 I was  thinking wouldn't it be funny if I stuck something really weird up there just to see his face...Oh sorry, My,  I can still feel something... hmmm rummage..doesn't feel like your tumour... rummage... definitely something there.... pulls it out... "oh, its a kinder egg toy rabbit..."  ha ha ha of course that's not going to happen cos I am wincing at the thought of him even looking never mind anything else and I don't care how handsome he is :-)

So, ladies and gents...I'm stocking up on the chocolate, fags, booze, tea, coffee, tissues and tena pads...you need to get a good night's sleep... its going to be quite a week....

Now for what i want you to do... I know you think I am a nutter, but I am also a nutty professor (scientist) and I always want to know stuff and experiment...now I have been getting the odd person saying I have been reading your blogs but not said anything before, and I was thinking there were about only  5 or6 of you who actually read them...maybe 10 at the very most,  and then I saw there were about 30 000 people on this site which kind of freaked me out a bit... now I know there are not that many of you whohave nothing better to do than  read the ramblings of a mad woman, but my scientist brain wants to experiment and see how many people on an average day actually read these blogs we write so...

If you read this, would you in the interests of science, press the comment button? You don't have to reply if you don't want...or just say Hi or something... of course you can claim your prize of choccies, fags, booze etc if you want and all my usual nutters please keep your usual comments coming cos I love them and you so much!!! Hope I don't blow the site up... I have blown the school lab up a few times errr.... ooops!

Lots of love

Little Myxxxx

ps knowing meand my usual experiement results, I'll probably only get 1 reply ... from Shaz's fat awkward cow of a dog who heard that there was chocolate going free.. :-)  xxxx

 

 

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Morning, well site bombed over night and I'm hoping it wasn't me.. oops! Decided its safer at the moment to hide on macland... calm before the storm and all that....Was still laughing at Sunny's rolo comment and now Shaz and the polo...!! pass me a tena will you, shaz?

    Jackie, is it you that is single handedly boosting the numbers to 30 000? Thanks, though x4

    Christine- I thought thats what you were doing for me! ha ha.. sympathy comments... poor cow... mad you know... got to humour her...

    Lyn and Marsha- you've missed out on a lot of chocolate and gin etc hiding out the back... here's an extra icecream for you....

    Little Myx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Sorry, you popped in while I was writing Judymog... must be small!!! You can only have marlboros if you have one for me... my ex-fag of choice.. oh those were the days... sigh....

    Bottom's up! or up bottoms?? the way this one is going... :-)

    xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I will say me, as I think if I could I would, but couldnt until now so didnt, and normal service will return as soon as brain is refreshed with orange lolly,

    take care all xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Morning My

    I always read what you've written.  It cheers me up no end but I guess I won't be buying any kinder eggs for a while!!!!!

    Have a perfect week.

    Steve

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Was wondering why the site was so bloody slow this morning - all down to you. Your are refreshing, refreshing, refreshing. Keep it up and good luck this week. Peanutx