Meat and One veg

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Here I am, One week after surgery and im still swollen and sore. right now at this very moment Im lying in bed with a bag of frozen mixed veg stuffed down my shorts. There's a strange pleasure after the intial shock of cold, but It seems to be doing the trick. My brother asked me in all jest if id managed to 'get aroused' at all yet. And I can safely say that whatever portion of my brain it is that takes care of that kind of thing has signed off from duty for a while. Theres no danger of the rush of anymore blood to certain parts!. This, I hope, will only be a temporary situation. If my libido IS affected by all this rummaging around, I shall have to resort to other methods, perhaps become a writer of eroticism. hehehe. Anyway Im switching these ibuprofen anti-inflammatories for something a tad more effective. Spoke to my GP on the phone and will pick them up today. Cant wait for my bits n bobs to start resembling something less nausea inducing.
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