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  • An Australian Love Poem

    FormerMember
    FormerMember
    Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's something there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to…