Lymph Nodes - a bit of post-surgical light relief

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Lymph Nodes

You don’t normally think about lymph nodes that much

Most people, I’d hazard a guess

couldn’t even tell you what a lymph node looks like

let alone what it does.

 

They’re the unsung heroes of the body

queuing up at the bus stop

hours before you even wake up in the morning,

punching in before dawn to scrub gunk from your blood,

dispatching SWAT teams to new wounds,

oiling the wheels of communication,

unfussily doing their job

 

And then, one day, something gets caught in their filter

needs to be stopped,

or all hell will break loose.

When you’re on the operating table,

the primary tumour gets all the attention.

The poor old lymph nodes were just sitting there

minding their own business.

Does anyone ever say thank you?

No chance, just one morning half of them are gone

and the rest are left to do the same amount of work

for no more money. They should have a union.

 

 

The lymph nodes know all about passive aggression.

Right, they say, you’ll notice when we’ve gone.

You’ll find that suddenly your life revolves around your arm pit.

No more top shelf tins fetched down for you.

You’ll shell out for a fancy bra,

only to find you can’t bear to wear it,

because there’s a tennis ball under your arm,

which might not sound so bad,

except that this one’s stuck beneath your skin

and something keeps blowing it up.

 

Two weeks down the line, the physio will tell you

that now you need to be nice to your lymph nodes,

appreciate what they’ve gone through,

no flowers, no cards, just the skeleton crew,

nipping out for a five-minute smoke and a grumble,

Well, you can see their point of view.

 

It’s time to get real. No more vacuuming for the foreseeable,

or ironing, or driving the kids to school

Go on, you just try an emergency stop.

And if you know what’s good for you,

you’ll need to mount a charm offensive

with twice-daily massages, moisturiser

and generally giving them one or two likes

on whatever media they use.

Let’s hear it for the lymph nodes, then

and the office cleaners, too.

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