Well we never got away weekend as planned. This damn dizziness is driving my Dave mad (and to drink). Not so good as not stable on his feet, now has an added wobble!
So, I decided that while the caravan is on our drive I would give it a good clean. Off I trot with hoover, black sacks and dusters while the dogs whine and wimper thinking I'm going without them, daft sods, left front door open so they could see, worse than kids.
First thing I noticed was the fire, it was hanging off one of its brackets and a piece off the top had completely disappeared? Maybe a dog or two took a shine to it... So I did my DIY bit and now its secure, hopefully. Then I noticed the cupboard that we store the table in had lost its top. Not completely but had shifted about an inch so again my DIY skills (not) had to be used, mmmmmmmmmmm what next!!!!!!
I was nearly finished with the cleaning and repairs, yeah.............. gave the hoover one last yank, nooooooooooo. ... Dave aint going to be happy with this one, I caught the corner of the fridge surround and split the wood, cant see how I am going to get back in there with the wood glue and clamp without him seeing...............So Ive cleaned, repaired and damaged it all in one session.
Moving on I decided to sort out spare room which doubles as my sewing room (I make curtains and roman blinds) as at the moment its full of my sons boxes and I cant get to my table, so in I go on a mission only to open the curtains and the pole fall on my head, ouch!!!!!! Have to add at this point I put the pole up ha ha. Cant get to the ladder in the shed as it is burried behind whatever Dave put away gggrrrrrrrrrrrr so its wedged against the wall hanging on one very secure bracket as I couldnt rip it out of the wall. As Im feeling deflated and defeated, Im not doing anything else but call my son for HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it good luck when a bird sh..s on your head?
Not for me because the useless bugger got the back of my neck and it ran down my back YUK YUK YUK
Just feel that the world is against us at the moment, from the flying ants in the garden to the birds in the sky along with all the crap in between.
Wishing you all a good week ahead x x x
