Tuesday

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Almost another disaster today they say it comes in 3`s. First Hearing Aid down the Pan 2nd smashed my Glasses. Today lost my phone. We went into the station to get the tickets for Saturday. My pocket was empty. Oh god where is it.

When I got in the car there it was on the floor. Whow! Lucky.

Next off to get some carpet for the van. Those who  remember. Earlier this year Mavis asked me to remove the fitted carpet in the Van and replace it with Floor tiles ,so that its easier to keep clean. This week she said the floor is cold when she gets up. Can I fit some carpet. So I have had to buy carpet  to cut and fit. She said when we carried it back to the car. That should last and as its  a dark colour it wont show the marks. Dont worry I said it wont be down long and you will want to change the colour or the shape or the type of pile or the length of it anyway.

What do you mean she said indignantly. Well I ask you whats she like. At least I will not be glueing it down this time.

Form Filling . What a load of old Tosh. Government wants to know the ins and outs of a cats backside. Who ever creates these stupid forms should be certified insane. It’s a pity , no, no. I wont go down that road Rant over 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Ha calm again.

No I aint but anyway!

Now its off to Practice my F#m which is agony.

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Anonymous
  • Hi seems your running true to form it is a good thing Mavis is not allowing you to play with glue it could be a health and safety issue.I doubt she would want to spend a day trying to un glue you from the van floor.As you will be aware being a married man for some time it is a woman's prerogative to change her mind then change it again and of course she is always right.I am sure you are a man who has learnt this rule of marriage well over the years and it is a brave man who breaks these rules also yes dear is a very good reply to use in most situations.I too have seen the ins and outs of a cats backside having filled in endless forms for the thieving b the tax man and I can assure you the person who devised these forms is Definately insane as a former psychiatric nurse I can say this with certainty.Still if your filling in forms then that would show you have either had your glasses repaired or bought new ones.Best of luck with the carpet forms and the rest Cruton xxx