Can't all be doom and gloom

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My reputation is ruined for ever! I managed to get a really bad bug causing high temperature and the trots, and shivered my way into bed one night.  I was so frozen I looked for a hot water bottle, but hadn't got one, so I found an empty gin bottle and fiiled it with hot water. It helped, warmed up my toes, and in the morning I put the cold bottle by the side of the bed. In the evening the doctor came, and seeing a bottle of fizzy mineral water on the table told me not to drink it, as it would do me no good. 'And alcohol is no good either', he said.'Alcohol?' I answered, surprised.

'Yes, there's abottle of gin by your bed' . I attempted to explain. Don't think he believed me.

And by the bedroom door there was a crate of beer left over from a party.

And by the door there was a bottle of cheap vodka to put in my camping bus water system.

 

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