Kezzerbird,Charotte,The wigs stand and all!!!!!!

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I am still laughing this morning after a night out at the club, I got home at 4.45, it was daylight and the black birds were giving it wellie and I, even though my boss brought my drinks all night for me, because I am lovely!!!! I returned sober!!!!! Up the stairs I went and there was Charotte in her tank looking very chilled out, she kind of looked at me with several eye balls as to say 'Where the hell have you been', I lovingly looked upon the 8 very hairy legs and thought to myself 'If I don't acheive very much today, I must shave my legs!!!!!!!' Sitting here this morning with a smile on my face after reading your comments from my last blog, I love the parts which says that Kev must really love me because of his fear of spiders.....the one thing that scares him more is the bird when upset!!!!!!LOL. I was given the gift of being able to bore holes through any hard materials and not having to open my mouth to let the other person know that I am not happy HE he! That is what makes me a good bouncer!!!!. Kev as just returned with a small tank for the crickets that will be Charlottess food, oh yummy I suppose, so it will be interesting trying to catch some tonight, I shall proberly have crickets all over the house, but hey ho!!! I shall lovingly look into Charottes eight eyes and bid her good night after giving her some supper later and marval at her beauty, I hope she feels the same way about me, after all have a stoma bag blowing up and down which is stuck to my side and a scar from my ribs down to my boots and a lumpy portacath poking out under my skin on my chest and hairy legs too, but i am still beautiful LOL.....Love and hugs to those who want them as always.......Carol xxxxx

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    I would be honoured to be part of the Macland Magic Roundabout - I used to look like Dougal - who was my favourite character - in my younger hairier days before genetic male pattern baldness got to me. I lost all the hair on my legs after chemo and it hasn't come back - my female GP says men shouldn't have legs like mine. I think she meant the hailessness and not the shape which resembles a female Turkish wrestlers. The vest is well and truly off now although I have a nice string vest in orange which I wear with my Jamaican shirt and dreadlocks wig at barbeques but I think you can see my stoma bag through it. Perhaps I could get some orange bags! ( I meant bags coloured orange and not bags with oranges n them!) We used to have crickets down the pit at Tilmanstone - used to call them hoppers because...well they hop and they were a bloody nuisance but harmless unless one flew into your caplamp and put the proverbials up you! The wood hornets were the worst from African timbers - they had stings like tattooists needles and a bloody sight quicker nd their etchings weren't so pretty! Glad to see the Kezzerbabe is jogging along just fine and look forward to hearing more tales from the Vest country - sorry West country.

    Keep smiling

    love

    Drew

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