Kezzerbird and the Tarantula!!!!!

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I have never been the best person on the planet to upset, I admit and when someone gets up my nose, they know about it big time. I am laughing my head off at the moment and here is the reason why!!!!!

Kev my other half aka happiness on a stick aka the wigs stand, threw a wobberly big style the other day because the hose pipe wouldn't work, he almost took the front door off the hinges when he slamed it behind him and went to the pub leaving me in cronic pain,(I don't do stress now) when he came back I went mad and told him to sod off, I had enough WELL today he came home from work with a present for me......a tarantula ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he hates spiders, I love them and have always wanted one but couldn't because he is terrified of them!!!! HE HE HE! I have called her Charlotte after the book Charlottes Web which I first read when I was five years old, she is beautiful, she is fairly big now but as some growing to do yet, I love it...................I love elephants also, maybe I will end up with one of those next time he upsets the bird!!!!!!!!! Most women get flowers, I get a bloody big spider, how cool is that she says while laughing, it could only happen to me!!!!! Love and hugs to those who want them.....Carol xxx

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Aww Carol...as daft as it sounds that is really romantic....and it probably means more to you than a diamond ...hes a sweetie....bless him..xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I wouldn't go so far as calling him a sweetie he was in the s**t and had to dig himself out some how, he he!

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Ya Kezz,

    This does not suprize me one little bit Who,s, Happiness on a stick,who hates spiders. Goes out and buys the Bird, a Trantula. Not a Box of chockies

    or a bunch of flowers but a bloody great spider. Hi Kezzerbird, your lucky I dont even get "chockies" , love "mrs S" .Now look what you,ve started I,m sitting here getting my ear bent because you got a Trantula for a present, and Mrs S got nothing,see if she likes Elephants.

    Take care and be safe Big Hugs Sarsfield and the other one.XXX

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Better get down the shops Jackie HE he!!!!! Hope it put a smile on your faces coz that is priceless to me xxxxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    oh kezzer that is so funny , but has made me shiver (hate spiders )

    what a lovely thing to do , so much thought, not that you deserve anything less,bless kev, for making you smile , and me :))) hugs jenni xxxx