Monday Morning Giggle.

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Peter was flying for the first time in his life and was petrified. As the plane was almost ready for take off and sitting at the end of the runway, the Captain voice came over the speakers. !!! Good morning ladies and gentlemen, Welcome aboard flight 690 Bound for New Zealand, My name is Mary.!!!! Peter who was holding on to the arm rests really tight got one hell of a scare to think that a female was piloting the plane.and so called an air hostess over. With sweat running down his brow he said !!! good god, is it really a female pilot that is going to fly this plane !!! !!! yes!!! said the hostess !!! her name is Mary,!! Oh my god said Peter, Whats wrong sir, she said. The Co pilots Name is Sue and the Navigators name is Jane. Peter was really scared at this stage and Asked to be taken down to the cockpit to check it out himself. The air hostess said to Peter. Im Sorry sir we have changed the name of that also.
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