It's Gone Tits Up

  • No, this is not a hair commercial

    Quoting Britney, sat here hoping to God I’m pulling off the Sinead O’Connor buzz cut. The hair loss thing has been stressing out this whole time. Knowing that it is going to happen and being in constant fear of when that might be. The on...
  • All week long

    As if it’s only been 7 days since I had my first chemo cycle. This is along one so settle in.This shit is guna take some stamina to fight through 6 more times of this. The thought of the effects being cumulative its literally too much to take i...
  • You make me sick

    So, I’m 3 days post cycle 1 of my FEC chemo treatment. I’ll take a step back and talk you through it. I was so nervous not knowing what was going to happen or how I was going to feel but the actual appointment was a breeze. Turns out I kn...
  • You're so vain

    I haven’t even started my treatment yet and already I look like a bad drug addict. My veins look ruined. My arms and hands are all a big old bruised mess. Over the last week it’s been constant blood tests, MRI scans, CT scans. Blood out a...
  • You can buy your hair if it won’t grow

    I’ve had the chop. My beautiful 30 inch platinum blonde hair is now a very short bob. The big reveal failed. My sister was meant to shout ‘Joe! You're one beauty’. The perfect Little Women reference to add a bit of drama to the occa...