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Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, suddenly yells out, "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy obviously did not have any whips on hand, but not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, has a timely flash of true inspiration. He opens the front door window, snaps the radio antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy. About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has gone with Paddy, let alone that she begged the kinky boy to whip her, eventually admits that, yes, she did. The doctor then asks, "Was it perhaps outdoors, maybe in a vehicle?" Colleen reddens in further embarrassment and admits to doing it outdoors. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor confirms, "I thought so because, in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."