Roland Ratso - the aftermath and how I got lead astrya (again)

Hmmmm define cultural......I am from Essex ya know......hair extensions, fake orange tan, stilletoes & sovereign rings!!!!!

Mind you, I am wishing I didn't spend my last million quid as 15mins from me is Beckingham Palace and its now on the market.....for a mere £18 million.  Tony and I have decided that the lawn is far too big, as he really detests cutting the one we have (all 35 feet of it LOL).

I reckon a shave for hero's is a great idea....of course we'd want photographic evidence the deed was done ;)

Keep downing the tea and hope you feel a lil more human now.

Love & Strength

Debs xx

Just because you don't get out of the bath to have a pee doesn't mean that you are in a cultural desert. Our MTV will appeal to all strata of the social spectrum.

I have been to Essex many times - my grandfather's navy mate used to live in Canvey Island and grandfather  used to hire an XJ6 and I had to drive him from Herne Bay to Canvey Island and then back to Chatham for a naval reunion and then I had to do the trip in reverse with both of them blind drunk singing sea shanties or whatever navy people do. I wasn't allowed to tell anyone it was hire car - I was a high powered executive - something in the city I beleive. It was great fun thrashing the Jag all afternoon and evening while I waited for them to splice the mainbrace etc. Then during the pit we had a trip to Sarfend in a coach and we got in a pub where there were a load of council workers. At the end of the afternoon when the pubs used to close they challenged us to a football match. We bought a ball and went on th beach to play a twenty a side football match. I think the ball got kicked abput three times and then a massive brawl broke out. The black marias came with the dog teams (they were used to dealing with mods and rockers etc.) and we all got taken off to nick. Once we sobered up they let us out a few at a time. There was a big burly desk sergeant who offered us the choice of either making a generous donation to the widows and orphans fund or he would complete a charge sheet and we would be in front of the magistrates in the morning, We gratefully accepted his offer and went home very skint as he knew exactly how much we had got having spent half the afternoon and all of the evening in Sarfend nick. Oh yes! I know abart Eseex. I also met a combined heat and power enthusiast from Essex at a labour party conference who wore a turquiose suit and an orange shirt with matching tie and white trainers. He looked like a refuge from one of the hostels that look after chronic alcoholics who get dressed from donated clothing. He had the most irritating voice and used to pop up all over - you couldn't miss him, try as we did.Happy days

Keep smiling

love

Drew

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You two ain't right, it is a good job that I am normal ain't it!!!!!!! xxx

Define normal. Yes you! You know who you are!

Keep smiling

love

Drew

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