Well hello blogee's,
I don't blog too often now and there are many reasons for that. The biggest is that its hard to maintain a jetset lifestyle when you're no longer working. So I have to just enthrall you on my occassional days out. It would seem that I have actually turned into *whispers the dreaded word* housewife!!!!! I was so not born to be one, I hate cleaning, dusting, vacuuming and ironing. The only things I am good at is cooking and keeping the washing under control. I love hearing the sound of the washing machine on and have been known to go looking for something to wash LOL
So I've been thinking (run for cover), I think Macmillan should start a cable tv channel and then the first show could definately be "Two Bumbags & A Headcase".....Kezzer, Drew & Debs. I maybe a certified headcase having had a surgeon poke around and cut a bit out of my head......but I still think I'd be the calming influence with them two who really are as mad as a box of frogs (in the nicest possible way of course).
Well back to real life, today I got all the family off to school and thought I deserved some breakfast. Now I made a cuppa tea and decided to have some toast & marmite with it. Usually I almost blow the house up by turning the gas on and not igniting it.........but no I lit the gas this time. However, Dorey brained Debs did strike again when after a few minutes I checked on my toast only to discover I hadn't actually put any bloomin bread in 
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Time for the daily trip to Tesco's and I let the dogs out in the garden to see that the prop had fallen down again, leaving the quilt cover just hovering above the grass level (which REALLY needs cutting). What I wasn't expecting was my gorgeous lil dog Ollie to walk right up and cock his leg and pee on my clean washing!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr love him though I do and enjoy washing as much as I do - I didn't really wanna rewash it, the little sod.
(who me, I didn't mean to..........honest, look at my face)
So I kinda stomped off to Tesco's but by the time I found something for dinner tonight and remembered the other few bits I needed and walked home, I had forgiven him. Can't stay mad at someone who jumps all over you and smothers you with sloppy wet kisses on your return (and no I am not talking about Tony).
The sun is shining and the boys new beds arrived almost an hour before the timeslot I was given yesterday, so after we dismantle the old ones and clean the carpet, build the new beds (I am talking about the royal we of course, Tony will do all that, I will oversee & make him coffee lol) the boys room will be finished. Tomorrow hubbys karate club is doing a demonstration at a local village school fete........see the jetset life remains.......kinda !!!!!!!!
Thought for today:
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
Max Eastman
