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Cup of Tea. One day while Mum was out, Dad was in charge of their 2 1/2 year old who was playing with her favourite toy - a little 'tea set'. Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when the little girl brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mum came home. Dad makes her wait in the living room to watch their daughter…

Ok have found a couple more. - The pot growers had tapped into an irrigation line for landscaping around the gated community of Stoneridge, and had rigged up a network of white 3/4 inch PVC piping to grow the cannibals. (Orange County Register) I'd like to see someone try to roll and smoke one of those. - This one is courtesy of the Observer -always a good one for typos - its long. "And a Nightingale Sang (ITV) was…

A friend visited today and brought or should that be bought? anyway gave me a book called " a steroid hit the earth" its full of misspellings and errors. I haven't stopped laughing, so thought I would share a couple with you. Police chased the getaway cat for more than 40 miles (Daily Mail) Please bear with us while we deal with the back bog (Letter from Northern Rock) One white rabbi, with brown ears. Found hopping…

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case…

Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.. He complains…