I returned to work for the first time yesterday for a christmas party. I am on unpaid sabbatical leave since my dad died. See below a selection of greetings and offerings of sympathy which I received. Luckily I just find it ridiculous ;-)
Hello you look well, considering.
Hi, you look great, I thought you would look really fat, we thought you had been sitting around watching a lot of daytime tv
cheer up
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