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Attempts at getting the hospital staff to call be by my name, not poppit,dear, One success Two frosty responses Oh wee
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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    If you can't beat them, join them. You can start calling them things. How about the following:

    Old Sport

    Badger Face

    Fluff Monster

    Mumsy Person

    Drug Pusher

    Tea Provider

    Glorified Cleaner

    Aunt Fanny

    Jelly Tot

    Bumble Bee

    Lord/Lady Sour Face

    Pansy

    BooBah

    Beanie

    Snuggle Face

    Woolly Bear

    Tatty Smiles

    Mr Bojangles

    Deary

    Twinkle

    StarBar

    Moomin

    Squirrel Features

    Vienetta

    Dotty

     

    Or any of your own obviously!

    Lottie :)