Lovely Morning no 8 Onward and Upwards

Kind of you to enquire Ulls. Shoulder knackered, on the list for a new one! Will go with my two artificial hips.

What a treat! 

Iron Man 

One hip is unfortunately metal on metal. A big blunder by the developers. Have to be tested once a year for chromium and cobalt poisoning. Only problem is that docs don't know how to do the specialised test. 

So been crossing my fingers for years. I'm a poor old chap arnt I?

Well so long as you're happy with it, my sister has 2bionic hips aswell, I'm just me, missing out again.

Must be very painful for you, I hope the waiting list isn't to long and the op goes well, take care my friend 

It's man pain Ulls so absolutely excruciating.!  That's the end of domestic duties. Hoping to struggle down to the pub to get sympathy, I think it will be in short supply here from the ladies who will consider I am making a fuss over nothing!

Actually the pain got worse when the doc told me how bad it was!

I asked her why she wasn't a locum earning 20 grand an hour, she laughed and said not for her. She only looked about 20 so still enthusuastic!

So i am sorry to hear  that, for a younger person, you have a lot of hic cups, so do we call you Metal Mickey hopefully will get sorted soon, xx

I give sympathy when needed, and you really need it, so please except it, xx 

No, do not call me that, call me ..poor old sausage ...like my Mum used to when I wasn't well.

well up at 6,30, get tablet taken, gas man after eight, so have shower, get breakfast done, just got phone call, Mrs Ellie, it is the gas man here would, it be ok, if i am late and be more like 4pm, oh course, no problem says me swearing under my breath, happy days,