Here by special request, the latest in the Lovely Morning series.
You know you can trust me unlike the northern bandit.
Let bygones be bygones, see you in the morning.
A bandit, really AA! Bandits take stuff that doesn't belong to them, my offer is entirely free no strings attached, your desperation is amazing, stop snowjobbing, and bring forth your offer in writing, Bill (the flower pot man).
My device needs charging.....
Consider your behaviour up to now. You are not going to be working for the northern bandit so pull the plug on his advice pronto.
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