Here by special request, the latest in the Lovely Morning series.
No, was paid to stop that. Well, stop other people doing it!
Hi Mmum, as already stated by Salis a Stottie is a flat round bread about 12 inches across, about 1inch thick after baking, my mam never baked anything in side it, normally cut into wedges which are cut most of the way through to form an enclosed sandwich which you can fill with your favourite fillings, eaten fresh and warm just lovely. And yes it's a northeast food just like peaspudding.
I pleased you took the trouble of having a CRB check completed however I'm somewhat bemused, to request a CRB check you would need a reason and far more personal details about me than you currently possess.
I take it you applied via your local constabulary, who keep a record of such requests.
Or shall I assume that your in one of your Walter Mitty periods.
Unfortunately due to having signed a gagging agreement when I left, everything I do is secret.
Walter Mitty, who he? Is he the one who pretends to be me?
I just fell over but luckily the padding on the walls saved me from any injury.
So that's where Mrs AA keeps you until you're needed, sounds quite comfortable.
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