Here by special request, the latest in the Lovely Morning series.
I hope you find this amusing.
Man walks into a butcher, gets served and says to the girl behind the counter, guess how old I am, girl, your 38, man I'm 56 I keep myself fit.
Same man at bus stop, little old Lady joins him, in 80 today the home is having a party for me, that's great says the man but how old do I look, old Lady if you let me have a quick fumble down below I'll tell you the exact year, ok says man, after a fumble old Lady says your 56, man is amazed how can you tell,
Old lady I was behind you in the butcher's.
Ellie is hoping for naughtier.,see what you can do Ulls.
Nothing surprises me these days,have heard a lot more from grandson he is 37, and he gets told off .
Whats on TV surprises me sometimes, not in my days,Down Town Abbey would not have it,
Just testing the water, what I can and can't do without getting moderated.
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