WHERE ARE YOU??

Hi Norberry,  Can you please tell me WHO Simon is? I have looked everywhere, even in the naughty corner, and can't find Simon OR even WHAT SIMON SAYS!!!

Hi Annette anndanv

I was wondering who Simon is also, I had a brief search but gave up pretty quickly. I had a few unknown people in my bar earlier but they weren't called Simon. As you know it's only for incorrigibles, they were maybe some of our friends here because it's only a secret among us. Can't have any Tom Dick or Harriet getting free drinks. We'll keep it under our hats.

On a serious note, are you still getting stronger each day? Vince too? I'm concerned about him. Long Covid is a concern also. I'm sure your family are taking good care of you. It's a worrying time for them too, they must have been so alarmed and anxious when they heard your diagnosis.

Take care and stay safe Annette.

Aaaahhh - Simple Simon...

Is the bar still open tvman? Feeling like I need a strong one even though I haven't had a drink in 6 or 7 years (through choice rather than any issues btw...). I suppose I'll just have to console myself with a couple of tubs of Ben&Jerries!

IT'S ME!!!! Can't anybody see me? I'm right here... 

This is how it must feel to be a ghost!!!!

Hahahaha

SiT

Hi Simon 

As a responsible batman Simon, I'm afraid I can't offer you sny alcohol, not even if you grease my palm, my conscience won't allow it. I'm sorry about that, but there are many soft drinks and a range of flavoured teas and coffees.

Tvman

Well then... It would be Tea for one as it is my preferred form of sustenance in any case...

EVERYTHING is better with a cup of Rosie....

Stay Strong and Many thx for your temperance on my behalf!! (haha)

SiT

I just wanted to say i am very glad that you are here SiT Simon...you always make me smile, also Norberry and Tvman ..Thanks for that!!!

Very droll Annette, lol - I like it almost better than my one!!

I can see that everyone has worked it out now. You would think someone who has caused so much disruption to our previously organised life on here would be obvious to all. He is the omnipresent elephant in the room.

As he has said before he is perpetually SiTting  on the step in the naughty corner.

He has had to make room for me on a number of occasions but my resolution to be a better person will see me out of there for good.

I can also see that the nightshift is starting up again, my wife never sleeps due to her MS, I will have to get her to post some nonsense on my behalf.

Bye bye  xxxxxxxx

Just remind her that we expect a better class of nonsense around here...

Always room for part-time naughty steppers even if they profess outrageous innocence...

Also... I'm not an elephant!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!

Stay Strong All

SiT (etc...)

She takes badly to being reminded of anything but I will try. 

Just one important question. There are so many threads now involving you, I searched but couldn't find out why the hue and cry for you. It surely cannot be right to be hunted down like a dog in this safe place?

It was all ; where is Simon, who is Simon etc. Do you owe money or have you reneged dishonorabley on some matter.

I need to know, you can trust me on this.