Whims and Wishes

  • Harebrained scheme…

    FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I’m sending at risk thatreception's not chilly,

    I'm sorry, I’m honest, the future's not frilly,

    Stick with it, I know that the rhyming's quite silly,

    It had to be so, can't you see?

     

    It got me, because I can stand on my head,

    I wear fluffy bed jackets propped up in bed,

    I can carry off lipstick with no hair, she said,

    It had to be so, can't you see?

     

    If you've half of a…

  • Devine intervention...

    FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Dear Jesus, would you mind, I asked,

    Could we create a worthier past?

    Irrational solution; fun ahead,

    Diversion, revolution, rub out the things I dread,

    If I can hope,

    If you can cope,

    This viral doubt won't spread…

     

    Dear Lord I know I’m needy,

    I’m vain and daft and greedy,

    I can be nice, if you can cure,

    Is that God's plan?  Not sure,

    Transaction futility,

    Life viability,

    I should…

  • My contribution...

    FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I’ve sometimes blogged and often blagged,

    Divulged, indulged and also bragged,

    I've even roped in stripey kitty,

    She's fat, the angle isn't pitty...

    So now I’m banging tambourines,

    I’m on the soap box, making dreams,

    A magic wand I never mastered,

    But on and on I’ll wave the b*stard

    Fundraisers give a good deal too,

    -Just think of all the my mail to you...

    In my attempt…

  • Open mind...

    FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Open mind…

     

    A special lady known to me,

    Refused the boobs obligatory,

    And chose a flat chest symmetry,

    In place of bumpy mammary...

    She's told breasts are a posh frock must,

    And yet I reply, with disgust,

    That silhouette is me, my life,

    My possible, after the knife...

     

    I have a friend who challenged the system  by electing for a second mastectomy rather than breast reconstruction, and it wasn't easy…

  • The situation...

    FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I'm sorry I got sick,

    It wasn't fair on you,

    Your skin is growing thick,

    With all the stuff you do...

     

    Our plans for in our forties,

    They were travelled kind of things,

    Not osteoporosis,

    And resizing all my rings!

     

    So now you are the carer,

    Yet you'd no ambition to,

    Become a full time sharer,

    With the blood awareness crew...

     

    I get lots of support,

    The drugs and the attention,

    You get the…