As coffee morning approaches I had to give it a little go....
(apologies to Flanders and Swann)
We're terribly Marks and Spencer at number 89,
I've baked a cake, make no mistake,
The butter icing's fine!
We're terribly battenburgh biscuits -there's chit chat without ends,
The muffin tarts with chocolate hearts,
To share with likemind friends,
We've planned an uninhibited, drop in and sip event,…