Mwa ha ha We won't be beaten LM's mates chat here- temp, 'warped' ok?

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We will not be beaten - if we can't find eachother on warped or anywhere, we can use the comments boxes below to say hi and meet ok?

I was going to do a new blog post for this but it wouldn't let me so you can either read the silly below or skip to the bottom and just use it as a temporary warped or chat place until we can find a way to meet somewhere.. How does that sound?

I hate not being able to see how you all are, and a Little My never gives up (usually) so onwards and upwards. Big hug to you all xxxxxxxxxxx

Blog:

As you know Little My was rather pleased recently with what  GC said  so imagine her surprise when she logged on to her new page and her groups had changed.

Instead of anal cancer and the baggies, here was Lung secondary cancer and for those who are terminal and one about vertical challenges.

Had Macland been having a quiet word with GC and things weren’t as she thought? Is it a pre-empt for her next meeting with him? How awful would that be if you found out  by your mac groups changing... and I know I am ‘vertically challenged’ but you don’t have to rub it in eh? Or are they trying to mess with our heads... ? hmmm  have you gone and the site been taken over by an evil Baron intent on world domination.. I wonder...

So then she tries to get on to warped. Where is it? Hmmm can’t find it. So Little My goes for a wander through the a to z of groups looking for a group that might contain warped cos she can’t remember where she set it up in the first place. Luckily it was under chat with a ‘c’ and not tzat or she might have been here all day. Couldn’t post on it though and it disappeared again. Found it and saved it into favourites but then the favourites disappeared. Hmm. OK, where is my blog thinks Little My... can’t find it anywhere. Eventually she scrolls back through all the blogs to her last one and finds that. It is not called Bummer any more but Test.

Are you testing me Macland? My patience perhaps? Or my computer skills? Or whether I am a worthy adversary to mad evil Baron...?

None of the other posts are any where to be seen and everything is wonky and odd and not where it should be and Little My has a headache before she’s even got out of bed. So Little My starts sending messages to poor Laura who wants to know of glitches. Bet she wished she hadn’t asked. I think they are all from me! They did their best to answer and help- thanks.

Eventually found my blog now called Test and renamed it back to its rightful name of Bummer. Do I pass the test? Is there a prize? Or do I get the James Bond kit?

In between this, I had to pack up some boxes for moving. All the stuff that needs wrapping in paper cos P doesn’t do that sort of thing. P has got a bit over excited and packed up the whole kitchen bar 2 mugs, 2 plates etc. No saucepans out etc. What are we going to eat for the rest of the week? What are we going to give the removal men their coffee in I ask? I am not unpacking any boxes he says, we will have to buy disposable mugs.

Do they exist? Not sure... hmmm. Wore myself out packing bottles of wine and gin and that- should have just drunk them all and saved the bother. And why have I got a bottle of vodka in there? I don’t drink vodka and don’t remember buying it... Has Christine been hiding in the cupboard I wonder.... Don’t think so, cos there is no irn bru in there. Maybe the weird stuff elves actually put in good weird stuff in cupboards sometimes.

So before I go to school for the afternoon (cos I told them I wasn’t coming in this morning and they said ok) ... next on my list is the dreaded BT and broadband.....

My phone can be changed on the internet and not by phone. My internet can be changed on the phone but not on the internet (what??) so I didn’t have to talk to those lovely telephone people for 8 hours, just fill in a form online and my phone will magically switch from one house to another next Friday (hahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Now, broadband people can’t switch it on till phone people tell them they have changed even though I have told them it will change... so once phone people have swapped me on Friday (ha ha) the broadband people will then book their people to flick the switch on my broadband and that will take 5 working days to happen.

How? What? I tried bribery- I will swap my phone to you if you can do it at the same time etc etc but to no avail. So Little My is going to be without internet from Friday for at least a week. Eeeeeeek. So I won’t be able to be with you lot unless I can sort my phone out to post things somewhere. Not a happy bunny.

So, in case I can’t sort my phone out, I just want to send you all a big big hug and tell you all to take care while I am internet-less and I will save up a huge blog for you of the moving saga etc.

Back to macland tonight. Finally get to post something on warped and it posts it twice. There is a delete button so I press it and the message comes up

As this post has no replies, no children will be deleted.

What? Which children? Is there a room out the back of kids that get deleted if you want to get rid of  a post that has replies? Are we really in some weird scary evil boss who lives in a volcano website? I dare not delete it just in case children are harmed.

Oh and why has every one got fighter jets all of a sudden...and when James says the site will be taken down I think he means it really with his fighter jet...

If they start stroking white cats and mwa ha ha-ing... or you here admin mutter the phrase ‘my plans for world domination’ or the word cunning appear...or the other avatar options are tanks and rifles and bombs,  run, my friends, run....

Anyway, I think that is enough rambling for now.

The real news is you will get some peace and quiet from me next week and that some of my pubes are starting to grow back (well, its big news for me, I thought they were  gone for good)

Love to you all

Little My xxxxxx

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    HEELLOOOOOO,

    Hi my beautiful big sis and the rest of the family. I have tried for days to get on warped i had it saved to favourites and even managed to post on it up until Tuesday and then.....zilcth nothing can't even get into it it just times out and then this morning i saw this and thought hey great idea at least we can catch up.

    Have written a short blog updating on my news, nothing major and staying positive !

    I really hope the move went well big sis ( i have worked out you are probably 4 months older than me haha) by the time you read this i will be back at work, going in next monday and doing what i can and this means i get to be there for my coffee morning to whoohoo.

    will be back soon lots of love xxxxxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi everyone

    I found the original Warped thanks to Annette! I saved it to favourites and seems to have worked so far?!

    Phew this is like a mental gym trying to get round the site now!!

    Missing LM, hope she is getting on ok pretending not to pack any boxes! ;)

    Big Hugs to you all

    Ems xxxxxxxxxx