well i dont know if this will be interesting or not iether way ;unlike yourselves; i will have to read it, like it or not.
firstly let me give you my daily routine as best able .
Wake up for the thousands time since i lay down last. check the watch to see how many minutes i have slept since last remembered anything to give myself some idea of how many minutes i have manage to accumalate in sleep mode. added togerther with the last number noted in m y fuddled mind was it 55 minutes making it 201 minutes in total or was it 55 times to the loo overnight having pumped 201 ml of water to last visit. , or was it 02.01 hours when i last visited the urinal facility giving me 55 minutes of sleep to present time.
Ah the confusion which comes with age ; creeping on unoticed; like the patina on the shower brush handle; the unasked for proof of much handling of this item of bathroom cleanliness..
perhaps i should have a note book in which to note these activitiesi at the time of occuring.I wonder if a note book recording the fact that the toilet roll when dropped does not roll towards the needy but hurries of uphill across this wide exspance of a wet floor bathroom until it is totaly out of reach of the sitter; having bounced off his bay window belly and unrolled at speed until it is now in the gulley of the shower soaking through like a manic swiss roll.
Now he is unable to proceed with dignity to the next step the toilet roll stacker been placed in a BETTER position so as not to crowd the room needed for the magazine rack of sea Fishing magazines and other books on gardening and electric domestic wiring.. NOte the paper that these things are written on is specificaly designed for glossy pictures and too glossy for its emergeny needs of the moment..
NO i dont think writing about these things will be of any interest to the"viewer".so i wont!!.
Ill slowly haull myself erect , push on the autoflush pedal in the floor and slink over into the shower and after removing the molten bits of the toilet roll, shower off with extra care the nether regions using the shower brush with as much care as i can muster and end up with a scalding shower to imprerss on me the folly of moving bathroom fitting around.and that while a book or two is essential bathroom requirment the toilet roll rack must be in reach of the toilet user at ALL TIMES.
well i dont seem to have got far along my daily routine ;perhaod thats why I am constantly behind in my expectations for the day.
must look into this idea ,perhaps there isnt time to do it ?.
pete skipper
