Operation PLUM extraction

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OK - First blog Tomorrow afternoon at around 2pm. 29th April 2009. I will be having surgery to remove a cantankerous testicle. And I plan on being completely 'out of it' when it takes place. I've become quite attached to both of my balls, as ugly as the scrotum is, I do think of it as the ultimate 'Man Bag'. Unfortunately one of 'em has gotta go. I havent been given any indication of how far advanced a stage of Cancer it is I have. I feel reasonabley healthy enough despite a few bad nights with little sleep. I have been measured for surgical stockings, (hold ups !!mmmmm) and im lead to beleive my arse could well be hanging out of my surgical gown. I've done a little reading about stitches and sutures etc. And im going to request internal stitching and glueing. I have no idea what pain or discomfort i'll feel. But at the rate the tumour is multiplying I dont care!!.I will prob stay in over night. but look forward to being home and mooching about in jogging bottoms and having internet access. otherwise ill get a little cranky and I hate feeling sorry for myself. I will update whenever I can and hope to maintain a regular diary of events. This is big news for me....as the last time I stayed in hospital was for having my foot run over by a Leyland Maxi in 1984!!! (Bloody big cars anorl)
Madiso
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    Former Member

    stop talkin bollox!ur gettin obsessed wiv yr nuts!ask the surgeon 2 pickle it 4 u,then we can see it on yr mantle piece wen u have yr celebratory party!

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    Former Member

    Had one of mine removed just before Christmas. It was like losing one of my best mates.  Stay positive and keep your chin up. It didnt hurt half as much as i thought it would.

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    Former Member

    Well if it's gotta go it's gotta go , what a fantastic attitude you have.!!

    I wish you all thes best for your surgery tomorrow,   Keep us all posted  on how things go with you but with an attutude like that yoiu are off to a great start.

    Good Luck

    Jo Mac

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    Former Member

    All the very best to you for tomorrow

    good luck

    griff

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    Former Member

    Love u already

    You will look so sexy with ur hold ups and hang outs - ah em

    Seriously thou wishing u 'all the best' at the hospital today

    Keep jesting

    Christine