.... to be jolly, fa la la la laaaaa la la la laa!
Cats!! (Rolls eyes skywards!) It's ok, the box of Go-Cat has been shaken and there'll be no more of that singing malarky. Anybody would think it was nearly Christmas! Oh ok, if you insist but you all need to join in.
Ear plugs in situ?
Whoopee cushions, soup stirring spoons and all other essential orchestral instruments at the ready?
Then we'll begin, after three .....1.........2........ wait for it, no intrusive pinging of IV pumps please, not until the second verse anyway ...... and .......3!!
"One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow .....", that's not right, hang on hang on, you at the back, yes you with the baubles drunkenly velcroed onto your hat ssssshhhhh.
Ah here we are, some mistake with the song sheets it seems.
And a 1 .......2........the next person that thinks it's funny to jingle their bells inappropriately will have to stand at the front .....and ...3.....
" We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy new year".
............. now who stole the figgy pudding??
Merry Christmas to you all and a huge thank you to you all for helping to keep me sane!
Bad Fairy x
