FOXILADY's blog

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. She called the guy back , licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek. In another…

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked…

Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course…

How To Shower Like a Woman > > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according > to > lights and darks. > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to > do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. > > Get in the shower. > > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long…

Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in apassionate embrace.Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home andstarted to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look…